The Introduction

The Introduction easy guitar chords by Stig Of The Dump

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  • Intro 1





    Verse 1
    Yo, 

    twist 
    it, twist 
    it, whoop 
    -sa -whoop 

    My 
    bedroom 
    demos 
    are easy, 

    your 
    whole workload 
    gets 
    overlooked 

    grip 
    mics 
    and start 
    a crushin' 
    with 
    the 

    Cobra 

    Clutch 

    Like comic 
    alcoholic 
    chattin' 

    bollocks 
    till 
    I sober 
    up 

    Verse 
    to verse 
    and hook 
    to hook 

    My 
    bedroom 
    demos 
    are 
    easy, 

    your 
    whole workload 
    gets 
    overlooked 

    grip 
    mics 
    and start 
    a crushin' 
    with 
    the 

    Cobra 

    Clutch 

    Like comic 
    alcoholic 
    chattin' 
    bollocks 

    Here's 
    a little 
    introduction 
    to 
    the real 
    me 

    You 
    see 
    I really 
    can't 
    give 
    a toss 

    whether 
    or not 
    you feel 
    me 

    Or 
    even 
    like 
    me, 
    that's 
    not likely, 

    I rock 
    nicely 

    Even 
    if 
    I act 
    a little 
    micey 

    But 
    try 
    and spite 
    me, 

    I'll fuck 
    you 
    up properly 

    Walking 
    in 
    dead 
    man's 
    shoes 
    like 

    Paddy 

    Constantine 

    That audio, 

    version 
    of 
    a tragic 
    black 
    comedy 

    So 
    sick, 
    make 
    a wish, 

    found days 
    you want 
    to sponsor 
    me 

    There 
    ain't 
    no stopping 
    me 

    from rocking 
    till 
    I die 
    young 

    I'll 
    always 
    be 
    that dirty, 
    bummy, 

    scruffy, 
    filthy 
    white 
    cunt 

    The guy 
    that looks 
    like 

    he's been fighting 
    with 

    Mike 

    Tyson 

    can't 
    help 
    but talk 
    shit 
    every 

    time 
    the mic's 
    on 

    Blind, 
    drunk, 
    screaming, 

    someone 
    turn 
    the lights 
    on 

    And 
    if I can't 
    afford 
    a drink, 

    you'll find 
    me trying 
    to swipe 
    one 

    Nice 
    one, 

    it's 
    just the way 
    that I 
    was made 

    And 
    the way 
    that I'll 
    remain 

    until 
    the day 
    of decay 

    But 
    un
    til 
    that 
    day, 

    I'ma 
    stay 
    low 
    budget 

    Drink 
    fuel, 
    coverin' 
    the 

    same 
    old 
    sub
    jects 

    That 
    same 
    old 
    fuckwit, 
    stig 
    of the 
    dump 

    Still 
    not 
    blowin' 
    up 
    and still 

    not givin' 
    a fuck, 
    yo 

    Verse 
    to verse 
    and hook 
    to hook 

    My 
    bedroom 
    demo's 
    the reason 
    your 

    whole workload 
    gets 
    overlooked 

    grip 
    mics 
    and start 
    a crushin' 

    with 
    a cobra 
    clutch 

    Like comic 
    alcoholic, 

    chattin' 
    bollocks 
    till 
    I sober 
    up 

    Verse 
    to verse 
    and hook 
    to hook 

    My 
    bedroom 
    demo's 
    the reason 
    your 

    whole work 
    load 
    gets overlooked 

    grip 
    mites 
    and start 
    a crushin' 

    with 
    a cobra 
    clutch 

    A comic 
    alcoholic, 
    chattin' 
    bollocks 

    It's 
    your local 
    neighborhood 
    drunk, 

    stumblin' 
    out 
    the pub 

    That 
    lazy 
    kid 
    that's always 

    pissed 
    and blazin' 
    his 
    skunk 

    The 
    fat 
    dude 
    shoutin' 
    out 

    of his 
    face in 
    the club 

    Unable 
    to hold 
    a conversation 

    cause 
    he's blatantly 
    fucked 

    The 
    same 
    wasted 
    space 
    you heard 

    claimin' 
    he's 
    good 

    That 
    keeps 
    repeatin' 
    the same 
    stuff 

    because he's 
    blatantly 
    fucked 

    The 
    same 
    stuff 
    you see 
    rare 
    and the same 
    stuff 

    that's always 
    making 
    it's way 
    for that 
    same 
    late 
    boss 

    That 
    same 
    nut 
    you stay 
    away 
    from, 

    cos all 
    he does 
    is talk 
    shit 

    Who 
    never 
    has 
    his own 
    smoke 
    but wants 

    a draw 
    at your 
    split 

    Well I know 
    who 

    Stiggy 

    S'mores 
    is, 

    you're listening 
    to 
    the prick 
    now 

    The 
    kid 
    who wants 
    a double 
    but 

    he's missing 
    when 
    it's his 
    round 

    Sit 
    down 
    or jump 
    about, 

    it doesn't 
    bother 
    me 
    kid 

    Not in 
    it for 
    the money 
    or 
    the love, 

    just 
    a free 
    drink 

    The 
    bleeding 
    easy, 

    the biggest 
    of 
    fools 

    Who's got 
    a bad 
    attitude 
    but 
    spits 

    that tar 
    bit 
    sicker 
    than you 

    Verse 
    to verse 
    and hook 
    to hook 

    My 
    bedroom 
    demo's 
    the reason 

    your whole 
    workload 
    get
    s overlooked 

    grip 
    mics 
    and start 
    a crushin' 

    with 
    the cobra 
    clutch 

    Like comic 
    alco
    holic 
    chattin' 

    bollocks 
    till I 
    sober 
    up 

    Verse 
    to verse 
    and hook 
    to hook 

    My 
    bedroom 
    demo's 
    the reason 
    your 

    whole workload 
    gets 
    overlooked 

    grip 
    mics 
    and start 
    a crushin' 

    with 
    the cobra 
    clutch 

    Like comic 
    alco
    holic 

    Outro 1
    chattin' 
    bollocks 



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