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The bristol hotel easy guitar chords by 
Ll Cool J
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Verse 1
G
(Verse 1)
I know a fat girl, she wears a orange skirt
You give her twenty dollars
and you can do work
She'll take food stamps and
a traveller's cheque
Because her hair and her face
and her life's a wreck
She wears a bright blonde wig,
some high heeled pumps
She's down in the dumps
so she's sellin' her rump
She's a hot little momma
and she works every day
If you wanna pay to play,
here's where she stays
She's at the...
Eb
G
Verse 2
(Chorus)
(Bristol Hotel) Room 515
E
G
(The Bristol Hotel) Where that
at? (Jamaica, Queens!)
(Verse 2) I seen her standin' there,
Verse 3
slutty as could be
G
Offering the putty for a itty- bitty fee
Every red light she'll come
over to your ride
Or she's standin' in the doorway
tellin' you to come inside
The Bristol Hotel, cos it ain't no thing
And her meat tastes better
than Burger King
Japanese executives
in three- piece suits
Glasses all foggy when
they come in the place
The girlies in the Bristol,
they're all in cahoots
He fell asleep and got robbed, and cold chumped his face
at the...
E
F
F#m
G
F
Verse 4
G
C
G
(Repeat chorus)
(Verse 3)
Party people check the story
cos the story is ill
It's the story of two men,
one Harold, one Bill
They went inside the Bristol
on a Saturday night
Harold was cool but Bill felt uptight
The girlies made attempts but
Harold played it cool
"Never ever rush,
that's the golden rule
I been comin' to the Bristol's
ten years of my life
A- yo, what the hell? Yo, man
that's my wife!"
(The...)
(Repeat chorus) (Verse 4)
Verse 5
G
You
F
F#m
G
see,
F
G
a Bristol girl is a one of a kind
And if you know her good enough she
won't make you stand on line
She'll let you inside,
make you pay for the ride
Take off her pants and then it smells
like somebody died
You say "What the heck",
because you already paid
Not knowin' that the guy that
went before you had AIDS
Bang bang boogie, she was so amusin'
Next week you're at the clinic
gettin' blood transfusions
Verse 6
At the...
G
(Repeat chorus)
E
G
F#5
G
(The
Outro 1
Bristol Hotel) (till fade)
G
F
G
G
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