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The bristol hotel easy guitar chords by Ll Cool J
N/A
Guitar
Tuning
E A D G B E
Capo
Fret 1
Capo
Transpose
0
Capo
G
Eb
E
F
F#m
C
F#5
G
Eb
E
F
F#m
C
F#5
Verse 1
(Verse 1)
I know
a fat
girl,
she
wears
a orange
skirt
You
give
her twenty
dollars
and
you can
do
work
She'll
take
food stamps
and
a traveller's
cheque
Because
her hair
and
her face
and
her life's
a wreck
She
wears
a bright
blonde
wig,
some high
heeled pumps
She's
down
in
the dumps
so she's
sellin'
her rump
She's
a hot
little
momma
and she
works
every day
If
you wanna
pay to
play,
here's
where she
stays
She's
at the...
Verse 2
(Chorus)
(Bristol Hotel) Room 515
(The Bristol
Hotel) Where that
at?
(Jamaica, Queens!)
(Verse 2)
I seen her standin'
there,
Verse 3
slutty as
could be
Offering
the putty
for
a itty-
bitty
fee
Every
red
light
she'll come
over
to your
ride
Or she's
standin'
in the
doorway
tellin'
you
to come
inside
The Bristol
Hotel,
cos
it ain't
no thing
And
her meat
tastes
better
than
Burger
King
Japanese
executives
in three-
piece suits
Glasses
all
foggy
when
they come
in the place
The
girlies
in
the Bristol,
they're
all
in cahoots
He
fell
asleep
and got
robbed, and
cold
chumped his face
at the...
Verse 4
(Repeat chorus)
(Verse 3)
Party people
check
the story
cos
the story
is
ill
It's
the story
of two
men,
one
Harold,
one
Bill
They
went
inside
the Bristol
on
a Saturday
night
Harold
was
cool but
Bill
felt
uptight
The
girlies
made
attempts
but
Harold
played
it cool
"Never
ever
rush,
that's
the golden
rule
I been
comin'
to the
Bristol's
ten
years
of my life
A- yo,
what the
hell?
Yo, man
that's
my wife!"
(The...)
(Repeat chorus)
(Verse 4)
Verse 5
You
see,
a Bristol
girl
is
a one
of a kind
And if
you know
her good
enough she
won't
make
you stand
on line
She'll
let
you inside,
make
you pay for
the ride
Take
off
her pants
and then
it smells
like
somebody
died
You say "What
the heck",
because
you already
paid
Not
knowin'
that the
guy that
went before
you had
AIDS
Bang
bang
boogie,
she was
so
amusin'
Next
week
you're at the
clinic
gettin'
blood
transfusions
Verse 6
At the...
(Repeat chorus)
(The
Outro 1
Bristol Hotel) (till fade)
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