The Bald Headed End Of The Broom chords by Grandpa Jones

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Intro 1

Verse 1
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Now love, it is a very
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funny thing,
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it catches the young and the old
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It's just like a decent boarding house
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has to many a man its own
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Makes you feel like a fresh water eel,
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cause your head to swell
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You lose your pride,
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your love is trying to empty
your pocketbook as well
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Boys, keep away from the girls, I say,
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and give them lots of room
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Cause when you wet,
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they'll beat you to the death
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with a ball at the end of a broom
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Yum, yum, yum, yum
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When a boy goes around
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with a pretty little gal,
he talks as gentle as a dove
He calls her his honey
and he spends his money
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to prove he's solid in love
When his money's gone
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and his toes in hot
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and he has no bread to chow
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He'll call someone to load up his gun
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and vaccinate his mother -in -law
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Well, boys keep away from the girls
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I said, give them lots of room
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Thought when you wed,
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they'll beat you till you're dead
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with a ball headed into the
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broom
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Yummy -dummy -dummy -dummy
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-dummy -dummy -dum
Now, all young men, take my advice,
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don't be in a hurry for to wed
You thinkin' cloverin' your
honeymoon's over
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and then you'll wish you was dead
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With a cross -eyed baby on each knee
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and a wife with a plastered nose
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You'll find that love doesn't
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run very free
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when you have to wear a
second -hand clothes
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Boys, keep away from the girls
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I said, give them lots of room
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Cause when you're wed,
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they'll beat you ginger dead
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with a ball at the end of a broom
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When married folks have lots of cash,
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the love runs smooth and strong
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But when they have to feed on hash,
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the love don't last very long
When the wife and seventeen
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half -starred kids
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tell you it's no fun
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When the butcher comes round
with a bill to collect with a dog
and a double -barreled gun
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Boys, keep away from the girls,
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I said, give them lots of room
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Cause when you're wet
with the beach
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until you're dead
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with a ball at the end of a broom
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Yum, yum, yum, yum, yum
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Well, boys, keep away from the girls,
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I said, give them lots of room
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Gone with you and they'll beat you
till you're dead with a ball
and an end of a boon.