Now here's a story
about a great big ol' giant
Who? My money
My honey
And me
I've been diggin' all the stories
about the west the cats have told
Me and my baby cut out there
Dig us up a mess of gold
The minute we found a buried treasure
I looked up to see
A great big ol' eight foot giant lookin'
Dead on me and that dude,
you know, and that dude
I didn't have no more eyes
for diggin' up no more gold,
no, no, no, no, no, no
I grabbed what I had in one hand
and my baby by the other
A giant grabbed my coat tail
and said, don't you go another further
I ripped off my coat
when I was shakin' the seam
But what really got my cold
was when I heard my baby scream
And that doo -doo, ooh wee
And that doo -doo
Cause I ain't goin' nowhere
Ain't leavin' my baby there
No, no, no, no, no, no
I put on my brakes
and started dead in my tracks
As much as I hated the idea,
I went crawlin' on back
I said, look at you, Mr. Giant,
as I race slowly on one knee
I'll do anything you say,
and mine, baby, to me
And that doody, mmm, that doody
He said, you bust that loose,
and I'll set your baby free
No, no, no, no, no, no
I said, I'll make you a proposition,
it's up to you to choose
It's either your money or your honey
One of the two you'll have to lose
I said, Mr. Giant, I want to thank you
For taking a load off my mind
But when it comes to choosing
between my money
And my honey
I take my money
What I'm saying
I mean my honey every time
And that duty
You know
And that duty
Now the Giant got the money
And I got my honey
And everybody's feeling fine
No, no, no, no, no, no you