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Textosterone easy guitar chords by 
Dallas Wayne
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Verse 1
C
G
Well,
C
I like them tall and I like them pretty
G
I like them smart and I like them silly
C
F
Blondes, brunettes, redheads galore
C
Ain't never met a woman that I
G
C
Bb
C
F
don't adore
Textosterone, textosterone
C
G
A bit too much of that
C
Y -chromosome
G
F
C
The doctor said I could blame it on my genes
F
I textosterone, textosterone
C
Don't know what wranglers have
to do with my hormones
G
I'm a good old boy from
San
Antone
C
And I don't know a thing
about textosterone
G
C
Well, my mama said, boy,
you're just like your dad
And I said, hey, that's good.
G
She said, uh -uh, that's bad.
C
F
He was dumb as a rock with
an eye for the ladies.
C
Wasn't good for nothing
G
C
except making babies.
F
Well, textosterone,
C
textosterone, a bit too much
of that
Em
C
G
Y chromosome.
F
The doctor said I could blame it
C
F
on my genes.
Textosterone, textosterone,
don't
C
G
don't know what wranglers have
C
to do with my hormones
G
I'm a good ol' boy for sayin' and so
C
And I don't know s*** about
F
C
testosterone
G
C
F
C
G
C
Well, I needed some things
so I went to the store
G
The sales lady said,
C
G
check your package at the door
C
We don't allow stealing
F
and nothing is free
C
But if that's a pickle in your pocket, boy,
F
you're coming with me
Textosterone,
C
G
textosterone I've been too much of that
C
Y -chromosome
G
F
The doctor said I could blame
C
it on my genes, yeah
F
A -textosterone, textosterone
C
Don't know what wranglers
have to do with
G
my hormones I'm a good ol' boy from
San
Antonio
C
And I don't know a thing
F
about textosterone
C
G
Just a good ol' boy from
San
Antonio
C
And I don't know a thing
C
G
about textosterone
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