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Talk Soup easy guitar chords by 
"Weird Al"" Yankovic"
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Intro 1
Dm
F
Verse 1
Dm
I dated Siamese twins
I slept with Bigfoot, too
Get me on Sally Jesse
Put me on Donahue
Bm
C
'Cause I want to tell the world about it
Dm
Right Now
Verse 2
Dm
My dog's a narcoleptic
My mom's a circus freak
I gotta get a spot on
Geraldo's show this week
Bm
C
'Cause I want to tell the world about it
A
Dm
Right Now
Verse 3
A
I'm just an anorexic codependant bingo
addict
G
Stripper born without a chin
A
And I'm only comfortable
talking about it
C
When the whole wide world
G
Dm
is listening in
Verse 4
Dm
Talk Soup... Talk Soup
D
Bm
C
Listen to me, (listen to me) listen to me,
(listen to me) listen to me
Dm
C
Verse 5
Dm
My wife ran off with Elvis
My boss shaved off my hair
I've got a thing for poodles
And rubber underwear
Bm
C
And I want to tell the world about it
Dm
Right Now
Verse 6
Dm
I had a close encounter
I never chew my food
I got eleven nose jobs
I yodel in the nude
Bm
C
And I want to tell the world about it
Dm
Right Now
Verse 7
A
I'm just a cross- dressin'
alcoholic neo- Nazi
G
Em
C
G
Porno star, as you may have guessed
A
And I'm really gonna feel a whole lot better
C
If you let me get this thing
G
Dm
G
off my chest
Verse 8
Dm
Talk Soup... Talk Soup
D
Bm
Listen to me, (listen to me) listen to me,
C
(listen to me) listen to me
G
Verse 9
A
I'm just your average schizo
F#
phrenic nymphomaniac
Bm
A
G
Albino go- go dancer, you see
E
D
Nothin' so bad that I can't share it
A
With a billion friends on national TV,
C
G
F
whoa...
Verse 10
Dm
I have no genitalia
I sold my kids for cheese
I love my blow up doll, so
Bring out those cameras, please
Bm
C
'Cause I want to tell the world about it
A
Dm
C
Right Now
Dm
Talk
Verse 11
Soup... Talk Soup
Bm
C
Listen to me, (listen to me) listen to me,
(listen to me) listen to me
G
Verse 12
C
G
Dm
Talk Soup... Talk Soup
Bm
C
Listen to me, (listen to me) listen to me,
(listen to me) listen to me
G
Verse 13
C
G
Dm
Talk Soup... Talk Soup
Bm
Listen to me, (listen to me) listen to me,
C
(listen to me) listen to me
G
Verse 14
Dm
Talk Soup... Talk Soup
Bm
Listen to me, (listen to me) listen to me,
C
(listen to me) listen to me
G
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