And modified Brougham DeVille
And a pair of legs that opened
And a mad dog that wouldn't sit still
He went and took up with a Salva
Who played dirty water on a
He went to sleep at the bottom
but it's great to be home"
Well, he came home from the war
And an idea for a fireworks display
And he knew that he'd be ready
with a stainless steel machete
And a half a pint of Ballentine's each day
And he holed up in room above
Cryin' nothing there but Hollywood tears
He put a spell on some poor
He packed up all his expectations,
he lit out for California
With a flyswatter banjo on his knee
With a lucky tiger in his angel hair and
Benzedrine for getting there
They found him in a eucalyptus tree
Lieutenant got him a canary bird and skanked her
Chesterfielded moonbeams in a song
He got twenty years for lovin' her
from some Oklahoma governor
Now some say that he's hanging
Perhaps this yarn's the only thing
that holds this man together
And some say they saw him
And if you think that you can
I swear to God you'd have to tell