The Piano Has Been Drinking (Not Me) chords by Tom Waits
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Verse 1
(D major) (B minor) (E minor) (Asus4) The pi
ano (D major) has been drink (B minor) ing,
My (E minor) necktie is asleep (Asus4)
And the (D major) combo went back to (B minor) New York,
(B major)
The jukebox (E minor) has to take (Asus4) a leak
And the (D major) carpet needs a hair (B minor) cut,
And the spotlight (E minor) looks
like a prison (Asus4) break
And the (D major) telephone's out
of ci (B minor) garettes,
And the (E minor) balcony is on (Asus4) the make
And the pian (D major) o has been drink (B minor) ing,
The pi (E minor) ano has been drinking (Asus4)
Verse 2
And the (D major) menus are all freez (B minor) ing, (B major)
And the (E minor) light man's blind
(Asus4) in one eye
And he can (D major) 't see out of the (B minor) other (B major)
And the pian (E minor) o-tuner's
got a (Asus4) hearing aid,
And he (D major) showed up with his (B minor) mother
And the pi (E minor) ano has
been drink (Asus4) ing,
The pi (D major) ano has been drink (B minor) ing (B major)
As the (E minor) bouncer is (Asus4)
a Sumo wrestler
(D major) Cream puff casper milk (B minor) toast
And the (E minor) owner is a mental (Asus4)
midget (A major)
(Asus4) With (D major) the I.Q. of a fence (B minor) post (B major)
'Cause the (E minor) piano has
been drink (Asus4) ing,
The pi (D major) ano has been drink (B minor) ing
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Verse 3
And you (E minor) can't find (Asus4) your
waitress (A major)
(Asus4) With (D major) a Geiger counter (B minor)
And she (E minor) hates you and
(Asus4) your friends and you
Just (D major) can't get served
without (B minor) her
And the box (E minor) office (Asus4) is drooling,
And the (D major) bar stools are on fire (B minor)
And the newspapers (E minor) were fool (Asus4) ing,
And the (D major) ash-trays have have retired
(B minor) 'Cause the pi (E minor) ano has
been drink (Asus4) ing,
The pi (D major) ano has been drink (B major) ing
The (E minor) piano has been (Asus4) drinking, (A major)
(Asus4) Not (D major) me, not (B major) me, not (E minor) me,
not (Asus4) me, not me (D major)
Outro 1
The Piano Has Been Drinking (Not Me)
Tom Waits
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