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The Piano Has Been Drinking (Not Me) chords by 
Tom Waits 
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Verse 1
D
Bm
Em
Asus4
The pi
D
Bm
ano has been drinking,
Em
Asus4
My necktie is asleep
D
Bm
And the combo went back to New York,
B
Em
Asus4
The jukebox has to take a leak
D
Bm
And the carpet needs a haircut,
Em
And the spotlight looks
Asus4
like a prison break
D
And the telephone's out
Bm
of cigarettes,
Em
Asus4
And the balcony is on the make
D
Bm
And the piano has been drinking,
Em
Asus4
The pi ano has been drinking
Verse 2
D
Bm
B
And the menus are all freezing,
Em
And the light man's blind
Asus4
in one eye
D
Bm
B
And he can't see out of the other
Em
And the piano-tuner's
Asus4
got a hearing aid,
D
Bm
And he showed up with his mother
Em
And the pi ano has
Asus4
been drinking,
D
Bm
B
The pi ano has been drinking
Em
Asus4
As the bouncer is
a Sumo wrestler
D
Bm
Cream puff casper milk toast
Em
Asus4
And the owner is a mental
A
midget
Asus4
D
Bm
B
With the I.Q. of a fence post
Em
'Cause the piano has
Asus4
been drinking,
D
Bm
The pi ano has been drinking
Verse 3
Em
Asus4
And you can't find your
A
waitress
Asus4
D
Bm
With a Geiger counter
Em
And she hates you and
Asus4
your friends and you
D
Just can't get served
Bm
without her
Em
Asus4
And the box office is drooling,
D
Bm
And the bar stools are on fire
Em
Asus4
And the newspapers were fool ing,
D
And the ash-trays have have retired
Bm
Em
'Cause the piano has
Asus4
been drinking,
D
B
The piano has been drinking
Em
Asus4
A
The piano has been drinking,
Asus4
D
B
Em
Not me, not me, not me,
Asus4
D
not me, not me
Outro 1
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A
Capo: 4
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