The Piano Has Been Drinking (Not Me)

The Piano Has Been Drinking (Not Me) easy guitar chords by Tom Waits

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Guitar
Tuning

E A D G B E

Capo

Fret 4

Capo

Transpose

0

Capo
  • D

  • Bm

    2
  • Em

  • Asus4

  • B

    2
  • A

  • D

  • Bm

    2
  • Em

  • Asus4

  • B

    2
  • A

  • Verse 1
    The 
    pi

    ano 
    has 
    been 
    drink
    ing, 

    My 
    necktie 
    is asleep 

    And 
    the 
    combo 
    went 
    back 
    to 
    New 
    York, 


    The jukebox 
    has 
    to 
    take 
    a leak 

    And 
    the 
    carpet 
    needs 
    hair
    cut, 

    And 
    the spotlight 
    looks 

    like 
    a prison 
    break 

    And 
    the 
    telephone's 
    out 

    of ci
    garettes, 

    And the 
    balcony 
    is 
    on 
    the make 

    And 
    the 
    pian
    o has 
    been 
    drink
    ing, 

    The 
    pi
    ano 
    has 
    been 
    drinking 

    Verse 2
    And 
    the 
    menus 
    are 
    all 
    freez
    ing, 

    And the 
    light 
    man's 
    blind 

    in 
    one 
    eye 

    And 
    he can
    't 
    see 
    out 
    of 
    the 
    other 

    And 
    the 
    pian
    o-tuner's 

    got 
    hearing 
    aid, 

    And he 
    showed 
    up 
    with 
    his 
    mother 

    And the 
    pi
    ano 
    has 

    been 
    drink
    ing, 

    The 
    pi
    ano 
    has 
    been 
    drink
    ing 

    As 
    the 
    bouncer 
    is 

    Sumo wrestler 

    Cream 
    puff 
    casper 
    milk 
    toast 

    And the 
    owner 
    is 
    mental 

    mid
    get 

    With 
    the 
    I.Q. of 
    fence 
    post 

    'Cause 
    the 
    piano 
    has 

    been 
    drink
    ing, 

    The 
    pi
    ano 
    has 
    been 
    drink
    ing 

    Verse 3
    And 
    you 
    can't 
    find 
    your 

    waitress 

    With 
    a Geiger 
    counter

    And 
    she 
    hates 
    you 
    and 

    your 
    friends 
    and 
    you 

    Just 
    can't 
    get 
    served 

    without 
    her 

    And the box 
    office 
    is 
    drooling, 

    And 
    the 
    bar 
    stools 
    are 
    on 
    fire 

    And 
    the newspapers 
    were 
    fool
    ing, 

    And 
    the 
    ash-trays 
    have 
    have 
    retired 

    'Cause 
    the pi
    ano 
    has 

    been 
    drink
    ing, 

    The 
    pi
    ano 
    has 
    been 
    drink
    ing 

    The 
    piano 
    has 
    been 
    drinking, 

    Not 
    me, 
    not 
    me, 
    not 
    me, 

    not 
    me, 
    not 
    me 

    Outro 1

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