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Sunday Morning easy guitar chords by Tanya Stephens
N/A
Guitar
Tuning
E A D G B E
Capo
Fret 1
Capo
Transpose
0
Capo
Eb
G
C
F
Gm
Dm
D
Eb
G
C
F
Gm
Dm
D
Verse 1
I'm ready
for
a new religion.
For
God's sake, it's a sin if
I breathe.
I feel like I'm in
prison.
I'm
tired of you trying to
feed me
your toxic
beliefs,
gradually increasing
the doses.
Feelings are for
my soul,
instead of seeking
help
for your
psychosis.
You know, it might come
as a shock to you,
but
not everybody
worships the
God of
Moses.
That is,
the same
God
who is made of love,
but has no
problem
with you spreading
hate
in
His holy
name.
Says peace,
but
has you fighting
wars,
looting and
plundering without
shame.
sits
idly by
while you
do crazy stuff to
each other
an
d give
Satan the
blame.
All week
you looking down at
me from the pedestal on
which you so
superficially
perch,
but on
Sunday you
smiling at me,
inviting me
to church.
An
d I'm ready,
but for
a
new religion.
One which
promotes eradicating
hunger by
eliminating
greed,
get
ting rid of
shortage by stamping
out the illusion of
need.
one
which directs you to
the source rather than have
you depend on it
to feed
and one which
doesn't condemn
me to the eternal flames
of hell if
occasionally I
smoke
a little bloodclaw
weed.
Because
it's ironic,
the
same set of people
who
say
God lives in the sky is
the
same set of people
who cri
ticize every
time
I get
high
an
d they
even have a problem with my drinking
and I
say
fine but
if
Jesus
Jesus had a problem with
drinking,
would
he turn
water into wine?
I'm
ready for a
new religion,
one in which I
don't
need a
mediator between me
and
my
God.
So,
sorry
pastor,
bishop, I mean deacon,
I guess there will
be no need for your
job.
And it's not like me
even a shut
up the
Bible,
know.
Cause, see me have a
King
James
Version here.
I'm
even a looking at it.
See
Matthew,
Mark,
Luke and
John here.
But
King
James not
even
one little
verse from a woman.
Yeah, not
to worry
be
hold
the
chronicles
of
Tanya
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