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Stupid Bells easy guitar chords by 
The Handsome Family
N/A•
Verse 1
Am
G
Christmas Day is really neat,
D
I walk downtown in my bare feet.
F
All the stores are locked up tight,
Am
D
and snow is falling bright and white.
G
D
I wish I'd find something to eat,
G
D
the air is filled with the smell of meat.
F
Maybe behind the Burger King
Am
I'll find some half
D
-chewed onion rings
G
Christmas Day is really cool,
D
you don't have to go to school
F
Lay down on the icy ground,
C
Am
D
wait for Santa to come around
F
Christmas is the season
Am
when most folks kill themselves.
F
Christmas is the reason
Am
E
for all those stupid bell
D
G
D
G
D
F
s.
Am
D
A
G
D
While the children are away,
listening for the sound of sleds,
A
F
I'll light the playground all on fire,
C
F
Am
E
A
D
A
find the school bus, slash its tires.
D
G
D
G
D
Christmas Day is when I'll go,
down your chimney, say hello.
A
F
C
Your dad will give me his cigars,
Am
Em
your mom will give me
D
A
her new car.
G
D
Baby's crying in his crib,
maybe has that story.
F
C
I took it's toys and took it's food,
F
Am
A
D
A
hope that we'll be eating soon.
G
Repaired centers,
D
this pagan holiday full of tree worship
and fairy lights is an affront to Jehovah.
F
The candy cane is Satan's
walking stick.
Am
A
Merry Christmas from the Handsome Family.
D
G
D
F
Am
D
G
D
F
Am
D
G
Gsus4
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Outro 1
Gsus4
G
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