Stoning
Stoning

Stoning easy guitar chords by Monty Python

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Guitar
Tuning

E A D G B E

Capo

Fret 1

Capo

Transpose

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Capo

  • G

  • C

  • F

  • F#m

    2

  • G

  • C

  • F

  • F#m

    2
    • Verse 1
    Matthi
    as, son 
    of 

    Deuteronomy 
    of 

    Gath? 

    Do I say yes? 

    Yes. 

    Yes. 

    You have 
    been 
    found guilty 

    by 
    the elders 
    of the town 

    of 
    uttering 
    the name of our 

    Lord, 

    and 
    so as 
    a 
    blasphemer 

    you 
    are to be stoned 
    to death. 

    Look, I'd 
    had a 
    lovely supper, 

    and all I 
    said to my wife was 

    that piece of 
    halibut was good 

    enough for 

    Jehovah. 

    Blasphemy! 

    He said 
    it again 

    Are 
    there 
    any women 
    here today 

    Very 
    well 
    by virtue 

    of the authority 
    vested 
    in 
    me 

    Yet 
    come on 

    Go to the back. 

    Oh, 
    dear. 

    Always 
    one, isn't there? 

    Look, 
    I don't think it 

    ought to be blasphemy. 

    Just saying 

    Jehovah. 

    You're 
    only making 
    it 

    worse for yourself. 

    Making 
    it worse? 

    How 
    could it be worse? 

    Jehovah, 

    Jehovah, 

    Jehovah! 

    I'm warning 
    you, if you say 

    Jehovah once 
    more... 

    Right! 

    Who's 
    through that? 

    Come on, 
    who's through that? 

    Was 
    it you? 

    Yes. 

    Right. 

    Well you did say 

    Jehovah. 

    Cut that! 

    Cut 
    it! 

    Now look, 
    no one is 
    to stone anyone 
    until I 

    blow this whistle. 

    Do you understand? 

    Even, 
    and I want to be this absolutely 
    clear, 


    even if they 
    do say 

    Jehovah. 

    I'm perfect, 
    and 

    I'm... 

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