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Stoning chords by 
Monty Python 
N/A•
Key: Db major•BPM: 31
Verse 1
G
Matthias, son of
Deuteronomy of
Gath?
Do I say yes?
Yes.
Yes.
C
F
You have been found guilty
G
by the elders of the town
of uttering the name of our
Lord,
F
G
and so as a blasphemer
C
you are to be stoned to death.
G
Look, I'd had a lovely supper,
and all I said to my wife was
F
that piece of halibut was good
enough for
G
Jehovah.
Blasphemy!
He said it again
G
Are there any women here today
Very well by virtue
of the authority vested in me
Yet come on
G
Go to the back.
Oh, dear.
Always one, isn't there?
Look, I don't think it
ought to be blasphemy.
Just saying
Jehovah.
You're only making it
worse for yourself.
G
Making it worse?
F#m
How could it be worse?
Jehovah,
G
Jehovah,
Jehovah!
I'm warning you, if you say
Jehovah once more...
Right!
Who's through that?
Come on, who's through that?
Was it you?
Yes.
Right.
Well you did say
Jehovah.
Cut that!
Cut it!
Now look, no one is to stone anyone until I
blow this whistle.
Do you understand?
Even, and I want to be this absolutely clear,
even if they do say
Jehovah.
I'm perfect, and
I'm...
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