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Steak for Chicken easy guitar chords by The Moldy Peaches
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Guitar
Tuning
E A D G B E
Capo
No capo
Capo
Transpose
0
Capo
Am
G
Am
G
Intro 1
Verse 1
Mardi
Gras
came
and
went
All
my
money
has
been
spent
How
am
I
gonna
pay
the
rent?
Sit
ting
on
your face
(sitting on
my
ass)
Verse 2
Who mistook
the
steak
for
chicken?
Who
am
I
gonna
stick
my
dick
in?
We're
not
those
kids,
sitting
on
the
couch
My
former
life,
I
was
a
high
roller
(my former
life, I had
a
sister)
Verse 3
Walked my
kids
in a
diamond
stroller
(I abused
her
and
I dissed
her)
Found
my
calling
as
a part-
time
bowler
(she got
swept
up in a
twister
)
Traded my
wife in
for a new
three holler
(first I laughed
and
then
I
missed
her
)
Verse 4
Who mistook
these
baths
for
showers?
Who
fucked
up
that
leaning
tower?
We're
not
those
kids,
sitting
on
the couch
Oh
get
on
a greyhound
and
ride
away
Live
on
birthday
cake
each
day
(different dreams
than
yes
terday)
Verse 5
Tell
your
grandparents
that
they're
gay
(tell your
grand
ma,
you're okay)
Steal their
money
and
run
away
(kiss her cheek and
run
away)
'Cause
me
and
my
friends
are
so
smart
We
in
vented
this
new
kind
of
art: (we invented
this new
kind
of
dart:)
Verse 6
Post- Modernest Throwing
Darts
(Hit A
Bulls- eye, cut
a fart)
Smoking
crack
and
cutting
crack
Who
mistook
this
crap
for
genius?
(Who is dancing
on
the
ceiling?)
Who
is
gonna
stroke
my
penis?
(Who is
gonna
hurt my
feelings?)
Verse 7
We're
not
those
kids,
sit
ting
on
the
couch
Oh
people
are
shiny
like
a brand
new
book
(even your mother
is a
crook)
But
if
you get
a
closer
look (but if
I get a
closer
look)
There's
shit
on
every
hand
you
shook
(there's shit
on every
road you took)
Verse 8
If
you
don't
believe
me,
look
at
your
hand
(if you
don't believe
me, read
the book)
Who made
all
these
things
for
killing?
(somebody's making
a killing)
Who's
pussy
hole
needs
filling?
(Who's empty heart
needs
filling?)
We're
not
those
kids,
sitting
on
the couch
Interlude 1
Verse 9
Who
mistook
the
steak
for
chicken?
(Who am
I
gonna
stick
my
dick
in
?)
We're
not
those
kids,
sitting
on
the couch
Outro 1
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