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Steak for Chicken easy guitar chords by The Moldy Peaches
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Am
G
Am
G
Intro 1
Am
G
Am
G
Am
Verse 1
Am
Mardi
Gras came and went
G
All my money has been spent
Am
How am I gonna pay the rent?
G
Sitting on your face (sitting on
Am
my ass)
Verse 2
Am
Who mistook the steak for chicken?
G
Who am I gonna stick my dick in?
Am
G
We're not those kids,
Am
G
Am
sitting on the couch
My former life,
G
I was a high roller (my former life, I had a sister)
Verse 3
Walked my kids in a diamond stroller
Am
(I abused her and I dissed her)
Found my calling as a part- time bowler
G
(she got swept up in a twister)
Traded my wife in for a new three holler
Am
(first I laughed and then I missed her )
Verse 4
Who mistook these baths for showers?
G
Who fucked up that leaning tower?
Am
G
We're not those kids,
Am
G
Am
sitting on the couch
Oh get on a greyhound and ride away
G
Live on birthday cake each day
Am
(different dreams than yes terday)
Verse 5
G
Tell your grandparents that they're gay (tell your grandma,
you're okay)
Steal their money and run away
(kiss her cheek and run away)
Am
'Cause me and my friends are so smart
G
Am
We invented this new kind of art: (we invented
this new kind of dart:)
Verse 6
Am
Post- Modernest Throwing Darts
(Hit A Bulls- eye, cut a fart)
G
Smoking crack and cutting crack
Am
Who mistook this crap for genius?
G
(Who is dancing on the ceiling?)
Who is gonna stroke my penis? (Who is
Am
gonna hurt my feelings?)
Verse 7
G
We're not those kids,
Am
G
Am
sitting on the couch
Oh people are shiny like a brand new
book (even your mother is a crook)
G
But if you get a closer look (but if
I get a closer look)
Am
There's shit on every hand you shook
(there's shit on every road you took)
Verse 8
G
If you don't believe me,
Am
look at your hand (if you don't believe me, read the book)
Who made all these things for killing?
G
(somebody's making a killing)
Who's pussy hole needs filling?
Am
(Who's empty heart needs filling?)
G
We're not those kids,
Am
sitting on the couch
Interlude 1
Am
G
Am
Verse 9
Am
Who mistook the steak for chicken?
G
(Who am I gonna stick
Am
my dick in ?)
G
We're not those kids,
Am
G
Am
G
Am
G
sitting on the couch
Outro 1
Am
G
Am
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