Key: A minor
Intro 1
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Verse 1
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Mardi
Gras came and went
Verse 2
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We're not those kids,
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sitting on the couch
My former life,
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I was a high roller (my former life, I had a sister)
Verse 3
Walked my kids in a diamond stroller
Found my calling as a part- time bowler
Traded my wife in for a new three holler
Verse 4
Who mistook these baths for showers?
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We're not those kids,
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sitting on the couch
Oh get on a greyhound and ride away
Verse 5
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Tell your grandparents that they're gay (tell your grandma,
you're okay)
Steal their money and run away
(kiss her cheek and run away)
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We invented this new kind of art: (we invented
this new kind of dart:)
Verse 6
(Hit A Bulls- eye, cut a fart)
Who is gonna stroke my penis? (Who is
Verse 7
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sitting on the couch
Oh people are shiny like a brand new
book (even your mother is a crook)
I get a closer look)
(there's shit on every road you took)
Verse 8
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look at your hand (if you don't believe me, read the book)
Who made all these things for killing?
Who's pussy hole needs filling?
Interlude 1
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Verse 9
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sitting on the couch
Outro 1
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