How they gave his own show
Any given second he could go mad postal
Stay wavin' that power band
And have the nerve to jump in the face,
Punked out luckily he deaded it
And guess who's the schmuck whose
credited with editing it?
Your man Moltar, the cop out
Ain't have no other career choice,
I'm not the one that sold
I'm not gonna hold him to it
It's all love and no hate though
For all that, the Villain need
Do a monologue and jest with
Madlib, switch the beat and
Late again returning from commercial,
Catch him on public access free TV
And we're back, live on the air with Brak
So Brak, how your man got a
Have you ever thought to work with
Err and Ignignokt an' them?
And do you got enough oxygen
Another sec', his neck woulda
Mouse switched the screen
Tonight's audience will receive
And fifteen seconds of fame,
It's just a shame I'm zonin
Competin for the same prime
Announcement free lunch to any
stunt who lets me plow her
In the shower for an hour,
the kids 'sposed to be asleep
Or else to join it sound like Road Runner
Later this week, Big Ben Klingon
After him there's no one else
we could afford to bring on
I'd like to propose a toast
Space Ho's Coast to Coast
That de structo ray's a played out gag
And the cape and the pants suit,
lookin like a straight out
Hit a honey from the back
and crumpled up her scrunchie
A light snack, hungry munchie
Felt a funny hunch that she told
Tomorrow it's Father Guido Sarducci
and Charo "Coochie Coochie"
With her new best seller,
"Who You Call a Hoochie?"
snoochie boochie noochies
Look Leela eyeball to eyeballs
And find out how to get inside
Our next guest a real cutey specimen
And she's startin' to get a little booty,
So Judy boxers, briefs or fig leaf?
As you know I wear my boxers so my big
Cue the rapper tell him bring
Up against the Villy, it's really
in red shirts off Star Trek
He Kirk, he Spock, he McCoy
since you jerks first squeezed toys
Born to be the host with the most
Space Ho's Coast to Coast