Key: B minor
Intro 1
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Verse 1
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I'm at the Kwik- E- Mart to find where the Simpsons are
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he ticked me shard
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I get it popping like throwing
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But I'm at my best friends funeral I'm crying,
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but my dick is hard
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My mate showed me his minibar
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I couldn't stop asking the cunt
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where the fucking midgets are
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Last week I bought a Nixon mask
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Stole Bill Clinton's car and drove it
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My girlfriends a
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I'll sign your CD's, she'll rob
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ride right to the bottle shop
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white guy with a tomahawk
Pause and ask the owner if he
knows the fuckin' soccer score
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If our teams losing then we're fuckin'
Verse 2
kid your
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parents like to hate
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And I'm the kid that girlies like to taste
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lines and shows up late
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Everything you got yah, I got it by mistake
Verse 3
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I think from all the benders I've
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I don't remember a lot
I like machetes because it's
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the weapon I've got
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Use it start connect the dots
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and you're freckles and spots
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Even when I'm not right
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I'm levels beyond,
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on a level that you won't ever be on
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I'll take a photo of how Jesus died and
(Message tone) Message across
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I got a question for God,
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if we got the 1st Testament wrong
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Tell us where we got the second one from?
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Yo from this day I never will flop,
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you want proof?
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I'll stab the end of my cock
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with this adrenaline shot
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got nikes on and they're high tops
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Meet you then tell you that your
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Everything I do in life is quite wrong
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Eat an apple a day so I stole
ya fuckin' iPod
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parents like to hate
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And I'm the kid that girlies like to taste
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lines and shows up late
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I got it by mistake
Verse 5
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And I'm the kid that girlies like to taste
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lines and shows up late
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I got it by mistake
Verse 6
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I getting it in when I step in the ring
It's a left right to the chin,
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I side step then I swing
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Got two bisexual identical twins,
in my ride
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Dressed up as gimps on a wild
You get T- bagged for sleeping I let my
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balls rest on ya forehead
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If ya wondering why I
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And presuming I'm talking about a
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dude then you're bent
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Speaking at the court, here and naked
With my balls shaved,
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that's what I call a bald statement
Whole world on my shoulders didn't
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But it's lighter than you think like Mi
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you been?
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my dick till she bust a lip
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Fuck what I said before aye, ain't
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Girls call me an arsehole cos I'm
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And I'm the kid that girlies like to taste
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lines and shows up late
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I got it by mistake
Verse 8
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I'm the type of kid your
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parents like to hate
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And I'm the kid that girlies like to taste
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And I'm the kid that cuts all the
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lines and shows up late
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I got it by mistake
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