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She Knows Her Onions chords by 
The Happiness Boys
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Verse 1
F#
F
G
F
Say,
Bill, do you remember
Sally Brown
that we went to school with?
Yes, Ernie, I do.
G
Well, wasn't she a dumb dora in school,
F
especially in arithmetic?
C
Well, she might have been dumb at school,
Ernie,
F
but you should see her
subtract now.
Subtract?
C
What do you mean, subtract?
G
F
Well, she takes 10 from one
C
G
and 20 from another one.
C
F
Just a girl what knows her onions,
Ernie.
Hey, Bill, you know,
F#
on Broadway the other day,
F
I met someone you know.
G
Peggy Joyce?
Is she in town?
C
F
Don't be a fool, it was Sally Brown.
Oh, you mean the village queen?
Yeah, she's in a Ziegfeld show.
G
That's so.
F
And she's made quite a name.
G
C
Well, she's just a chorus dame.
F
Yes, and she rides in a limousine.
G
Aw, she knows her onions.
Ab
C
Well, tell me please just
what you mean.
F
Aw, she knows her onions.
She's just a farmer's daughter,
brought up in Iowa.
C
Her father never taught her
G
C
the things she knows today.
F
You say she knows her onions.
I don't quite get your talk.
G
I'll bet she has no bunions.
C
Why?
G
She don't get out and walk.
C
F
Ah, she's got meek and stable fur.
G
And all she gets is 40 perks.
F
C
F
She's a girl who knows her onions.
Well, by gum, that gal was dumb
back in the village school.
C
F
C
She has changed somehow.
F
C
That gal's well -educated now.
The teacher said her
F
brain was dead.
That teacher was a fool.
D
C
She's smart, I'm telling you.
Well, I'll give her credit, too,
F
because she's got diamonds
in her ear.
G
She knows her grocery,
C
and you ought to see her lavalier.
F
She knows her vegetables,
Bb
F
this sim ple country maiden,
from fields of new -mown hay.
C
And you should see her parading
G
C
along the gay -white way.
F
She stays out at 11,
C
F
right in the city's whirl.
C
G
Oh, she believes that heaven
C
G
protects the working oil.
C
Ah!
F
C
She's got lots of stocks and bonds.
G
F
Gentlemen prefer the blondes.
She's a girl who knows her onions.
She's got money in the bank.
She knows her onions.
C
No one but herself can thank.
F
She knows her onions.
She hates finale hoppers.
She don't like college boys.
C
She likes the sugar poppers.
Who buy expensive toys.
F
She hardly ever dances
with the collegiate chic.
She don't take any chances.
C
She likes them old and weak.
F
C
Ah, never goes on auto dates
G
F
without taking roller skates.
C
F
She's a girl who knows her onions.
Ah.
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