Key: G majorDifficulty: Intermediate
Intro 1
Bmaj7
Sexting (whoa)
F#maj7
It isn't sex, it's the next best thing
Bmaj7
Sexting
F#maj7
(Ay, ay)
Verse 1
Bmaj7
(AT&T) I am in bed, I am ready to go with you
F#maj7
Tonight, I'm thinking of taking it slow
Bmaj7
We'll use emojis only
F#maj7
We don't need phonetical diction
Bmaj7
We'll talk dirty like we're ancient Egyptians
You send me a peach
F#maj7
I send a carrot back
You send a Ferris wheel
Bmaj7
That's pretty abstract
I send back a ticket stub
F#maj7
Implying that the Ferris wheel's your body
Bmaj7
and I'd really love admission to it
Oh no! What if now you think
F#maj7
that I'm implying your vagina is
Bmaj7
as big as a Ferris wheel? (damn)
You send back a snowman
F#maj7
Crisis averted (thank God)
Chorus 1
Bmaj7
Sexting (whoa)
F#maj7
It isn't sex, it's the next best thing
Bmaj7
Sexting
F#maj7
(Ay, ay)
Verse 2
Bmaj7
(AT&T) No more emojis, now it's on to words
F#maj7
I ask, "What you're wearing?"
You reply, "A shirt"
Bmaj7
You say, "Are you naked?"
F#maj7
I say, "Yeah, except for a top hat"
You say, "LMAO" but I doubt that
Bmaj7
I'm getting hot at just the thought
of what I'd do to you
F#maj7
'Cause in my head, I'm in your bed
and getting through to you
Bmaj7
They made the internet for nights like these
F#maj7
I love you, baby,
Chorus 2
send a picture of your tits, please
Bmaj7
Sexting (whoa)
F#maj7
It isn't sex, it's the next best thing
Bmaj7
Sexting
F#maj7
(Ay, ay)
Verse 3
Bmaj7
(AT&T) You send the pic
and say it's now my turn
F#maj7
Jesus fucking Christ, I guess I never learn
Bmaj7
My phone's flash is my only light and
F#maj7
The flash makes my dick look frightened
Bmaj7
I chicken out
and send a picture of my face instead
F#maj7
Because my dick looks
like the baby from Eraserhead
Bmaj7
You say, "I sent my titties, that's not fair"
F#maj7
So I send it to you and then my phone dies
Outro 1
F#maj7
A#m7
Another night on my own, yeah
D#m7
Stuck in my home, yeah
Sitting alone
One hand on my dick
F#maj7
and one hand on my phone, yeah
A#m7
Another night on my own, yeah
D#m7
Stuck in my home, yeah
Sitting alone
One hand on my dick
F#maj7
and one hand on my phone, yeah
A#m7
Another night on my own, yeah
D#m7
Stuck in my home, yeah
Sitting alone
One hand on my dick
F#maj7
and one hand on my phone, yeah (pussy)
A#m7
Another night on my own, yeah (titties)
D#m7
Stuck in my home, yeah (balls)
Sitting alone
One hand on my dick
and one hand on my phone, yeah
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