Key: G major
Intro 1
C
Sexting (whoa)
G
It isn't sex, it's the next best thing
C
Sexting
G
(Ay, ay)
Verse 1
C
(AT&T) I am in bed, I am ready to go with you
G
Tonight, I'm thinking of taking it slow
C
We'll use emojis only
G
We don't need phonetical diction
C
We'll talk dirty like we're ancient Egyptians
You send me a peach
G
I send a carrot back
You send a Ferris wheel
C
That's pretty abstract
I send back a ticket stub
G
Implying that the Ferris wheel's your body
C
and I'd really love admission to it
Oh no! What if now you think
G
that I'm implying your vagina is
C
as big as a Ferris wheel? (damn)
You send back a snowman
G
Crisis averted (thank God)
Chorus 1
C
Sexting (whoa)
G
It isn't sex, it's the next best thing
C
Sexting
G
(Ay, ay)
Verse 2
C
(AT&T) No more emojis, now it's on to words
G
I ask, "What you're wearing?"
You reply, "A shirt"
C
You say, "Are you naked?"
G
I say, "Yeah, except for a top hat"
You say, "LMAO" but I doubt that
C
I'm getting hot at just the thought
of what I'd do to you
G
'Cause in my head, I'm in your bed
and getting through to you
C
They made the internet for nights like these
G
I love you, baby,
Chorus 2
send a picture of your tits, please
C
Sexting (whoa)
G
It isn't sex, it's the next best thing
C
Sexting
G
(Ay, ay)
Verse 3
C
(AT&T) You send the pic
and say it's now my turn
G
Jesus fucking Christ, I guess I never learn
C
My phone's flash is my only light and
G
The flash makes my dick look frightened
C
I chicken out
and send a picture of my face instead
G
Because my dick looks
like the baby from Eraserhead
C
You say, "I sent my titties, that's not fair"
G
So I send it to you and then my phone dies
Outro 1
G
Bm
Another night on my own, yeah
Em
Stuck in my home, yeah
Sitting alone
One hand on my dick
G
and one hand on my phone, yeah
Bm
Another night on my own, yeah
Em
Stuck in my home, yeah
Sitting alone
One hand on my dick
G
and one hand on my phone, yeah
Bm
Another night on my own, yeah
Em
Stuck in my home, yeah
Sitting alone
One hand on my dick
G
and one hand on my phone, yeah (pussy)
Bm
Another night on my own, yeah (titties)
Em
Stuck in my home, yeah (balls)
Sitting alone
One hand on my dick
and one hand on my phone, yeah
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