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Scene 90: Biff Debris & Jeff chords by
Frank Zappa & The Mothers
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Key: Ab major•
Verse 1
G
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Wow, what a night.

Mr. Mayor, did you

get any action tonight?
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Gm
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3

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Didn't you used to be with the mothers?
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Yeah.

Well, that's what you do now.

I've got my own group, too.

I don't mind being in this movie.
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I get a chance to transform a few times...
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and drink these vile, foamy liquids.
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Eugh!

What kind of a life is that?

It's not that bad, really.
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I like to be a monster

every once in a while.
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No one will ever take

you seriously after this.

Why, because I transform?

I like to be a monster.

There's a little monster in every one

of us.

You'll probably stay

here for the rest of your life...

with your fake potions

and your twisted monster face.
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You could have been something
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in rock and roll.

I tried to get a hit single.

It drove me to drink. Oh! Go on,

laugh about it.

You could have been a star.

You could have spread your aura

across vast continental areas,

your name on millions of small,

hot lips,
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whispering un der secure pink blankets
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in the lonely midnight dark.
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But what do you do?
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You join the Mothers,
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and you end up working for Zapper,
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and he makes you be a creep.

You could have played the blues

with John Mayall,

or far -out exciting jazz

with Blood, Sweat and Tears.

You really think so?
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Look, no one will ever take

you seriously after this.
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How can they take you seriously?
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In this business,

you're either gonna play the blues

or sing with a high voice.

You're right.

I never should have joined them others.

Why, I could be a star now.

Oh, when I think of all those millions

of hot, pink, juicy little...
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Hey, listen, do know where I can
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3

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get any dope
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in this imaginary town?
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Man, there's no dope in

this town.

Just these vile foamy liquids.


Well, they're fake, aren't they?

No, they're real.

I mix them myself at home.

Then I bring them in the morning.
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Secret spiritual formulas.

Ooh, what's a secret spiritual

formula when it's out?

The stuff that goes in the elixir,

or potion,

or whatever I mix is irrelevant to

the result.

You mean they're fake potions, right?

Look, it doesn't matter

what's in the mix.

It's the liquid.

The concept of the liquid

is enough to trigger a special cosmic

-aware state.
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It's because I'm so spiritually evolved.

Oh, listen, I just want to get out

of it

and go back to me fake motel room

and play the blues, you know.

Fuck your spiritual involvement.

Anyway, what happens if a new

and exciting blues talent

such as meself drinks your stuff?

Here, take this back to your fake room.

Drink it.

I'd feel a lot happier

if there's something I could smoke.

Well, here, dip this in it.

Now, let it dry out.
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That ought to get you a little
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high or something.

Ooh, I can't take you seriously.


Look, you might as well take this, too.

I know it's only fake stuff.

So listen,

we should get together sometime.

Have a jam.

Hey, play some blues.

Extensions.

Why not some extended blueses?

White people can play the blues, you

know.

Oh, Frank, yeah,

I gave it to him.

Yeah, I went back to the special room.

No, no, he's gonna smoke it.

Yeah, right.

Hey, listen.

You got any idea

when we're gonna get paid for this?

Peace.

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What is the original key of Scene 90: Biff Debris & Jeff?

The original key of Scene 90: Biff Debris & Jeff by Frank Zappa & The Mothers is Ab major.

What are the main chords for Scene 90: Biff Debris & Jeff?

The primary chords used in Scene 90: Biff Debris & Jeff are Ab, Bbm, Abm, Bb, Gb, Fm.

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Is Scene 90: Biff Debris & Jeff beginner-friendly on guitar?

Yes, this version uses open chords like Ab, Bbm, Abm, Bb, making it a great song for beginner guitarists.

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The tempo of Scene 90: Biff Debris & Jeff is approximately 33 beats per minute.

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