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Scene 90: Biff Debris & Jeff easy guitar chords by Frank Zappa & The Mothers
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Guitar
Tuning
E A D G B E
Capo
Fret 1
Capo
Transpose
0
Capo
G
Am
Gm
A
F
Em
D
F#m
G
Am
Gm
A
F
Em
D
F#m
Verse 1
Wow,
what a night.
Mr.
Mayor, did you
get any action tonight?
Didn't
you
used to be with the
mothers?
Yeah.
Well, that's what you
do now.
I've
got my own group,
too.
I don't
mind being in this movie.
I get a
chance
to transform
a few
times...
an
d drink these
vile, foamy liquids.
Eugh!
What kind
of a life is that?
It's
not that bad,
really.
I like
to be
a monster
every
once in a while.
No
one will ever take
you seriously after
this.
Why,
because
I transform?
I
like
to be a
monster.
There's
a little monster
in
every one
of us.
You'll probably stay
here for the rest of your
life...
with your fake
potions
and
your twisted monster
face.
You could
have
been something
in rock
and
roll.
I
tried
to get a hit
single.
It
drove me to
drink.
Oh!
Go
on,
laugh about it.
You could have been a
star.
You
could have spread
your aura
across
vast continental
areas,
your name
on millions of
small,
hot lips,
whispering
un
der secure
pink blankets
in the
lonely midnight
dark.
But what do you
do?
You
join the Mothers,
and you
end up working for
Zapper,
and he
makes you
be a creep.
You could have
played the blues
with
John Mayall,
or far -out exciting
jazz
with Blood,
Sweat and Tears.
You really
think so?
Look,
no
one
will ever take
you seriously after this.
How can
they
take you seriously?
In this
business,
you're either gonna play the
blues
or sing
with a high
voice.
You're right.
I never
should have joined them others.
Why,
I could be a
star now.
Oh,
when
I think of all those millions
of hot,
pink, juicy
little...
Hey,
listen,
do know where I
can
get any
dope
in this imaginary
town?
Man,
there's
no dope in
this town.
Just these vile
foamy liquids.
Well, they're fake,
aren't they?
No,
they're real.
I
mix them myself
at home.
Then I bring them
in the morn
ing.
Secret
spir
itual formu
las.
Ooh, what's
a secret spiritual
formula when
it's out?
The stuff
that goes in the
elixir,
or potion,
or whatever
I mix is
irrelevant to
the result.
You mean they're fake
potions, right?
Look,
it
doesn't matter
what's in the mix.
It's the liquid.
The
concept of
the liquid
is
enough to trigger
a
special cosmic
-aware state.
It's because
I'm
so spiritually
evolved.
Oh,
listen, I
just want to get out
of it
and go back to me fake
motel room
and
play the blues,
you know.
Fuck
your spiritual involvement.
Anyway,
what happens if a new
and exciting blues
talent
such as
meself drinks your stuff?
Here,
take this back to
your fake room.
Drink it.
I'd feel
a lot happier
if there's
something I could smoke.
Well,
here,
dip this in
it.
Now, let
it dry out.
That
ought to get you
a little
high or
something.
Ooh,
I can't take you seriously.
Look, you might as
well take this, too.
I
know it's only fake
stuff.
So listen,
we should
get together sometime.
Have a
jam.
Hey, play some
blues.
Extensions.
Why not some
extended blueses?
White
people can
play the blues, you
know.
Oh, Frank,
yeah,
I gave it to
him.
Yeah, I went back
to the special room.
No,
no, he's gonna smoke
it.
Yeah,
right.
Hey,
listen.
You
got any idea
when we're gonna get paid
for this?
Peace.
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