Melina
Lynch is fat.
She weighs 142 pounds on each side.
Now,
Melina's one of them magazine
writer women,
and she writes things, mostly.
Just the same,
though, she's one of the most
interesting people that you'd
ever want to talk to.
Sometimes in the evening, I'll go
over and sit on her front porch,
and we'll carry on one of them
conversations.
And I'll say, how's things going,
Melina?
And she'll say, I never met a
Cherokee
Indian I didn't like.
And I'll say, well, I'm kind of partial
to
Indians myself,
Melina.
And then she'll say, the population
of
Little
Crab,
Montana is 806.
And I'll say, just whereabouts is
Little
Crab?
And then she'll say, if I live to be 23,
I'll never forget the time.
An d I'll say,
you certainly are a -biggin',
Malina.
And she'll say,
our next president is gonna be
Clarence
Mudd.
And about that time I'll say,
Malina, you better hush, or they're
gonna put you in a rubber room.
I won't vote for
Rockefeller I won't vote for
Rockefeller
I won't vote for
Rockefeller
Though everything may be fine
Anybody's daddy leavin'
that much money
Can't be no friend of mine
Can't be no friend of
mine I won't vote for
L .B .J.
I won't vote for
L .B .J. I won't vote for
L .B .J.
Though everything may be fine
Anybody that pulls little dog's ears
Can't be no friend of mine
Can't be no friend of mine
I won't vote for
Richard
Nixon I won't vote for
Richard
Nixon
I won't vote for
Richard
Nixon
Though everything may be fine
Anybody that's a natural -born loser
Can't be no friend of mine
Can't be no friend of mine
I won't vote for
Goldie
Water
I won't vote for
Goldie
Water I won't vote for
Goldie
Water
Though everything may be fine
Anybody that owns
Arizona
Can't be no friend of mine
Can't be no friend of mine
I saved my vote for
Clarence
Mudd I saved my vote for
Clarence
Mudd
I saved my vote for
Clarence
Mudd
And everything will be fine
Clarence
Mudd, he ain't nobody, but he's a friend of mine,
yeah, he's a friend of mine.