Santa's A Fat Bxtch chords by
Insane Clown Posse
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Key: G major•
Verse 1
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Sleigh bells jingle- ling rin
jing jingle- ling
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Horses, horses, horses, horses
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Sleigh bells jingle- ling
Verse 2
ring jing jingle- ling
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Santa Claus suck my balls
Drunk as hell ringing bells at the malls
Dancer, Prancer, Nixon, and Cupid
I'm a get stupid, ha ha ha, eh
I sat around all night under
the chimney
Holdin' my sack like "gimme gimme"
I know that he's comin',
he's comin' he must
Lookin' up nothin' but rust, dust
Turn on my TV the very next day I
see you're gettin' paid
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Leadin' the parade,
I'm that sniper on the buildin'
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Listen to my nine go click,
Verse 3
Santa's a fat bitch
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Santa Claus is a fat bitch
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(Santa Claus is a fat fat bitch)
Another year and I ain't
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get shit
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(Another year I ain't get shit)
If I hear him land on my roof
(Oh my undertaker)
I'm a bust your ass in the too-
hoo- hoo- hoo- hooth
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Yeah, I got somethin' to say about St. Nick
Verse 4
Fuck that ho he never brought Shaggs shit
No toys, candy canes, just a lump of coal
So I eat it, 'cause there ain't
nothin' in the cupboards
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So I'll be quick, quick and brief
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Alls I need for Christmas
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is my two front teeth
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I got mine kicked, kicked out my mouth
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I need a few new ones,
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could you help me out
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Should've known I'd get the
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short end of the stick
No kinda gift, I didn't get shit
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Some say I was bad but that wasn't it
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It's all because, Santa's a fat bitch
Verse 5
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Santa Claus is a fat bitch
(Santa Claus is a fat fat bitch)
Another year and I ain't get
shit
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(Another year I ain't get shit)
If I hear him land on my roof
(Oh my undertaker)
I'm a bust your ass in the too-
hoo- hoo- hoo- hooth
Verse 6
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"Oh- ho- ho don't go that
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way Rudolph that's the ghetto
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Ho- ho, those boys and girls don't deserve anything"
(Background:) Slaybells ringling jing jing jingle- ling
Horses,
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horses, horses, horses
Verse 7
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Santa Claus, Santa Claus, where you been?
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I see you got cookies and
milk on your chin
I guess you had time to collect
your ends
You always been down for your rich friends
But Rudolph,
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he don't bring your sleigh my way
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Nothin' but coal and dirt for little J
I guess you couldn't fit
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down my chimney shaft
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You need to lose some
of that fat ass, uh
All the little rich boys,
they gettin paid
Countin' the toys and
duckets they made
Me? I got a little half little
chunk of dog shit
Verse 8
I'm a kill that fat bitch
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Santa Claus is a fat bitch
(Santa Claus is a fat fat bitch)
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Another year and I ain't get
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shit
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(Another year I ain't get shit)
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If I hear him land on my roof
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(Oh my undertaker)
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I'm a bust your ass in the too- hoo-
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hoo- hoo- hooth
Verse 9
Twas another full Christmas and
everything's whack
Not a creature stirrin'
but a fuckin' rat
I ain't hearin' jingle bells I ain't
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hearin' nothin'
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Ain't smellin' no turkey sure as
hell ain't no stuffin'
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All that I paid, wished and prayed
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This fat motherfucker
would swing my way
Drop off soldiers and rubber balls
But I woke up and found some
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crusty old drawers
Yep, yep, I knew it, The shaft again
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And again, and again, and again
Every year I wake up to the same old shit,
house
Verse 10
And there'd be no sign of the fat bitch
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Santa Claus is a fat bitch
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(Santa Claus is a fat fat bitch)
Another year and I ain't get shit
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(Another year I ain't get shit)
If I hear him land on my roof
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(Oh my undertaker)
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I'm a bust your ass in the too-
hoo- hoo- hoo- hooth
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Santa Claus is a fat bitch
(Santa Claus is a fat fat bitch)
Another year and I ain't
get shit
(Another year I ain't get shit)
If I hear him land on my roof
(Oh my undertaker)
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I'm a bust your ass in the too- hoo-
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Eb
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hoo- hoo- hooth
Verse 11
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"He's got a fuzzy white
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beard and a great big smile
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A bright red hat you can see for a mile
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A bag full of goodies and a great big grin
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Here comes Santa Claus again"

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