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Santa's A Fat Bxtch chords by
Insane Clown Posse
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Key: G major•
Verse 1
G
G

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Sleigh bells jingle- ling rin

jing jingle- ling
F
F

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Horses, horses, horses, horses
G
G

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Sleigh bells jingle- ling
Verse 2

ring jing jingle- ling
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G

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F
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Santa Claus suck my balls

Drunk as hell ringing bells at the malls

Dancer, Prancer, Nixon, and Cupid

I'm a get stupid, ha ha ha, eh

I sat around all night under

the chimney

Holdin' my sack like "gimme gimme"

I know that he's comin',

he's comin' he must

Lookin' up nothin' but rust, dust

Turn on my TV the very next day I

see you're gettin' paid
F
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Leadin' the parade,

I'm that sniper on the buildin'
Eb
Eb
6

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Listen to my nine go click,
Verse 3

Santa's a fat bitch
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G

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Eb
Eb
6

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G

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Santa Claus is a fat bitch
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G

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(Santa Claus is a fat fat bitch)

Another year and I ain't
A
A

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get shit
G
G

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(Another year I ain't get shit)

If I hear him land on my roof

(Oh my undertaker)

I'm a bust your ass in the too-

hoo- hoo- hoo- hooth
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Yeah, I got somethin' to say about St. Nick
Verse 4


Fuck that ho he never brought Shaggs shit

No toys, candy canes, just a lump of coal

So I eat it, 'cause there ain't

nothin' in the cupboards
F
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So I'll be quick, quick and brief
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Alls I need for Christmas
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is my two front teeth
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I got mine kicked, kicked out my mouth
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G

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I need a few new ones,
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Eb
Eb
6

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could you help me out
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G

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Should've known I'd get the
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G

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short end of the stick

No kinda gift, I didn't get shit
Eb
Eb
6

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G

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Some say I was bad but that wasn't it
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It's all because, Santa's a fat bitch
Verse 5
A
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Santa Claus is a fat bitch

(Santa Claus is a fat fat bitch)

Another year and I ain't get

shit
Eb
Eb
6

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G

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(Another year I ain't get shit)

If I hear him land on my roof

(Oh my undertaker)

I'm a bust your ass in the too-

hoo- hoo- hoo- hooth
Verse 6
F
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"Oh- ho- ho don't go that
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way Rudolph that's the ghetto
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Ho- ho, those boys and girls don't deserve anything"


(Background:) Slaybells ringling jing jing jingle- ling

Horses,
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horses, horses, horses
Verse 7
Eb
Eb
6

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Santa Claus, Santa Claus, where you been?
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G

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I see you got cookies and

milk on your chin

I guess you had time to collect

your ends

You always been down for your rich friends

But Rudolph,
Eb
Eb
6

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he don't bring your sleigh my way
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G

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Nothin' but coal and dirt for little J

I guess you couldn't fit
Eb
Eb
6

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down my chimney shaft
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G

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You need to lose some

of that fat ass, uh

All the little rich boys,

they gettin paid

Countin' the toys and

duckets they made

Me? I got a little half little

chunk of dog shit
Verse 8

I'm a kill that fat bitch
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Eb
Eb
6

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Santa Claus is a fat bitch

(Santa Claus is a fat fat bitch)
A
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G

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Another year and I ain't get
Eb
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6

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Eb
Eb
6

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shit
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G

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(Another year I ain't get shit)
Eb
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6

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If I hear him land on my roof
Eb
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6

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A
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(Oh my undertaker)
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F
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I'm a bust your ass in the too- hoo-
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Eb
6

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hoo- hoo- hooth
Verse 9

Twas another full Christmas and

everything's whack

Not a creature stirrin'

but a fuckin' rat

I ain't hearin' jingle bells I ain't
Eb
Eb
6

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hearin' nothin'
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Ain't smellin' no turkey sure as

hell ain't no stuffin'
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6

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All that I paid, wished and prayed
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G

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This fat motherfucker

would swing my way

Drop off soldiers and rubber balls

But I woke up and found some
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crusty old drawers

Yep, yep, I knew it, The shaft again
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Eb
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G

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And again, and again, and again

Every year I wake up to the same old shit,

house
Verse 10

And there'd be no sign of the fat bitch
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G

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A
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Santa Claus is a fat bitch
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G

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(Santa Claus is a fat fat bitch)

Another year and I ain't get shit
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A

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G
G

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(Another year I ain't get shit)

If I hear him land on my roof
F
F

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G
G

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(Oh my undertaker)
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I'm a bust your ass in the too-

hoo- hoo- hoo- hooth
Eb
Eb
6

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Santa Claus is a fat bitch

(Santa Claus is a fat fat bitch)

Another year and I ain't

get shit

(Another year I ain't get shit)

If I hear him land on my roof


(Oh my undertaker)
Gm
Gm
3

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Eb
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I'm a bust your ass in the too- hoo-
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Eb
Eb
6

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hoo- hoo- hooth
Verse 11
Eb
Eb
6

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"He's got a fuzzy white
A
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beard and a great big smile
Eb
Eb
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A bright red hat you can see for a mile
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A bag full of goodies and a great big grin
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B
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Here comes Santa Claus again"

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An acoustic guitar head with tuning pegs

Tuning:Standard Open Tuner
Chords

  • G

  • F

  • Eb

    6

  • A

  • Gm

    3

  • E

  • B

    2

Capo: 0

Transpose: 0

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The original key of Santa's A Fat Bxtch by Insane Clown Posse is G major.

The primary chords used in Santa's A Fat Bxtch are G, F, Eb, A, Gm, E.

No capo is required for this song.

Yes, this version uses open chords like G, F, Eb, A, making it a great song for beginner guitarists.

The tempo of Santa's A Fat Bxtch is approximately 94 beats per minute.

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