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Santa's A Fat Bxtch easy guitar chords by Insane Clown Posse
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Verse 1
Sleigh
bells
jingle-
ling rin
jing jingle-
ling
Horses,
horses,
horses,
horses
Sleigh bells
jingle- ling
Verse 2
ring
jing jingle-
ling
Santa
Claus
suck
my
balls
Drunk
as
hell
ringing
bells
at the
malls
Dancer,
Prancer,
Nixon,
and
Cupid
I'm
a get
stupid,
ha
ha ha,
eh
I
sat
around
all
night
under
the chimney
Holdin'
my sack
like
"gimme
gimme"
I
know
that he's
comin',
he's
comin'
he
must
Lookin'
up
nothin'
but
rust,
dust
Turn
on my
TV
the
very
next
day
I
see you're
gettin'
paid
Leadin'
the parade,
I'm
that
sniper
on
the buildin'
Listen
to my
nine
go
click,
Verse 3
Santa's
a
fat
bitch
Santa
Claus
is
a fat
bitch
(Santa Claus is
a fat fat
bitch)
Another
year
and
I
ain't
get
shit
(Another year
I
ain't
get
shit)
If I
hear
him land
on
my roof
(Oh my
undertaker)
I'm a
bust
your
ass
in
the
too-
hoo- hoo-
hoo- hooth
Yeah, I
got somethin'
to say
about
St.
Nick
Verse 4
Fuck that
ho
he
never
brought
Shaggs shit
No
toys,
candy
canes,
just
a lump
of coal
So I
eat
it,
'cause there
ain't
nothin'
in the
cupboards
So
I'll
be quick,
quick
and
brief
All
s I
need for
Christmas
is my
two front
teeth
I
got
mine
kicked,
kicked
out my
mouth
I
need a
few
new ones,
could you
help
me
out
Should've
known I'd
get the
short
end
of the
stick
No kinda
gift,
I
didn't
get shit
Some
say
I
was
bad
but
that
wasn't
it
It's
all
because,
Santa's
a
fat
bitch
Verse 5
Santa
Claus is a
fat
bitch
(Santa Claus is
a fat fat bitch)
Another
year
and
I
ain't
get
shit
(Another year I ain't
get
shit)
If I
hear
him
land
on
my
roof
(Oh my
undertaker)
I'm a
bust
your
ass
in
the
too-
hoo-
hoo- hoo-
hooth
Verse 6
"Oh-
ho- ho
don't
go
that
way Rudolph
that's
the ghetto
Ho- ho,
those
boys and
girls don't deserve
anything"
(Background:) Slaybells ringling jing jing jingle-
ling
Horses,
horses,
horses,
horses
Verse 7
Santa
Claus,
Santa
Claus,
where you
been?
I
see
you got
cookies
and
milk
on your
chin
I guess
you had
time
to collect
your
ends
You always
been
down
for your
rich
friends
But
Rudolph,
he don't
bring your
sleigh
my
way
Nothin'
but
coal
and
dirt
for little
J
I
guess you
couldn't
fit
down my
chim
ney shaft
You need to
lose
some
of that
fat
ass,
uh
All the
little
rich
boys,
they
gettin
paid
Countin'
the toys
and
duckets they
made
Me?
I got
a little
half
little
chunk
of dog
shit
Verse 8
I'm a
kill
that
fat
bitch
Santa
Claus
is
a fat
bitch
(Santa Claus is
a fat
fat
bitch)
Another
year
and
I
ain't
get
shit
(Another year
I ain't
get shit)
If I
hear
him
land
on
my
roof
(Oh my
under
taker)
I'm a
bust
your
ass
in
the
too-
hoo-
hoo- hoo-
hooth
Verse 9
Twas another
full Christmas
and
everything's
whack
Not a
creature
stirrin'
but
a fuckin'
rat
I ain't
hearin'
jingle
bells
I ain't
hearin'
noth
in'
Ain't smellin'
no turkey
sure as
hell ain't
no stuffin'
All
that I
paid,
wished
and
prayed
This
fat
motherfucker
would
swing
my way
Drop
off
soldiers
and
rubber
balls
But
I
woke
up and
found some
crusty
old
draw
ers
Yep,
yep, I
knew it,
The
shaft
again
And again,
and
again,
and
again
Every
year
I wake
up
to the
same
old shit,
house
Verse 10
And there'd be
no sign
of the
fat
bitch
Santa
Claus
is
a fat
bitch
(Santa Claus
is a fat
fat
bitch)
Another
year
and
I
ain't
get
shit
(Another year I
ain't
get
shit)
If
I
hear
him
land
on
my
roof
(Oh my
undertaker)
I'm a
bust
your
ass
in
the
too-
hoo- hoo- hoo-
hooth
Santa
Claus
is
a fat
bitch
(Santa Claus
is
a fat
fat
bitch)
Another
year
and
I
ain't
get
shit
(Another year
I ain't
get
shit)
If I
hear
him
land
on
my
roof
(Oh my undertaker)
I'm
a
bust
your
ass
in
the
too-
hoo-
hoo-
hoo-
hooth
Verse 11
"He's got
a
fuzzy
white
beard
and
a
great
big
smile
A
bright
red
hat
you
can
see
for
a
mile
A
bag
full
of
goodies
and
a
great
big
grin
Here
comes
Santa
Claus
again"
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