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Halls Of Illusions easy guitar chords by 
Insane Clown Posse
N/A•
Verse 1
G
Halls Of Illusions
Ticket please, thanks,
walk through the door
Into the Halls Of Illusions,
visit yours
And see what coulda and shoulda
and woulda been real
Verse 2
But you had to fuck up the whole deal
D
G
"Lets take a walk down the hallway
D
G
It's a long way it, it takes all day!"
Verse 3
D
And when you get to the end,
G
you'll find a chair
D
With straps and chains,
G
we slap you in there
D
G
Lock you down tight so you
can't move a thread
D
G
And pull your eyelids up
over your head
D
G
'cause you're about to witness
D
an illusionary dream
G
It's just to bad it ain't what it seems
Verse 4
D
You walk in and see two kids on the floor
C#
They playin' Nintendo
and he's got the high score
C
And sittin' behind them
chillin' in a chair
B
Is your wife, when ya look,
oh, you ain't there
D
It's some other man and they
hand in hand
C
Now she looks so happy
C#
you don't understand
C
B
See this is an illusion, it never came true
G
All because of you!
Verse 5
D
G
Back to reality and what you're about
D
Your wife can't smile 'cause
G
ya knocked her teeth out
D
G
And she can't see straight
from gettin' hit
D
'cause you're a fat fuckin
G
drunk piece of shit
D
G
But it's all good here, come have a beer
D
I'll break the top off
G
it and shove it in ya ear
D
G
And your death comes wicked
D
painful and slow
Verse 6
At the hands of MILENKO!
D
G
Great Milenko, wave your wand
D
G
Don't look now, your life is gone
D
G
F
This is all because of you
D
G
What you got yourself into
Verse 7
D
G
Great Milenko, wave your wand
D
G
Don't look now, your life is gone
D
G
F
This is all because of you
D
G
What you got yourself into
Verse 8
D
Look who's next it's Mr Clark
The dirty old man from the trailer park
G
You got your ticket? Thanks,
take your coat off
And later on, why not,
Verse 9
I'll rip your throat off
D
G
"Lets take a walk down the hallway
D
It's a long way it,
G
it takes all day"
Verse 10
D
And when you get to the
G
end you'll find a chair
D
You see all the blood,
G
yeah your boy was just here
D
G
We get all different kind of people
D
comin through
G
Richies, chickens and bitches just like you
D
G
In the Halls everybody gets a turn
D
To sit and witness your il
G
lusion before you burn
Verse 11
D
What do we have here, oh yeah, no way
C
It looks like your kids and they okay
Your daughter's chillin' up in college,
top grade
B
G
B
And your son's a fuckin doctor,
G
phat paid
D
They got families and kids
and it's all good
C
C#
They even coach little league
C
in the neighborhood
Is this true have ya really
seen the holy ghost?
B
G
Nah, bitch, not even close!
Verse 12
D
G
Back to reality your son's on crack
D
G
And your daughter's got nut
D
stains on her back
G
And they both fuckin' smell like shit
D
And live in the gutter and
G
sell crack to each other
D
When they were kids you'd
G
beat em and leave em home
D
And even whip em with the
G
cord on the telephone
D
G
And that reminds me man,
hey ya got a call
D
C#
Watch your step to Hell it's a long fall!
Verse 13
D
G
Great Milenko, wave your wand
D
G
Don't look now, your life is gone
D
G
F
This is all because of you
D
G
What you got yourself into
Verse 14
D
G
Great Milenko, wave your wand
D
G
Don't look now, your life is gone
D
G
F
This is all because of you
D
G
What you got yourself into
Verse 15
C
Ah, it's time to pack up
and move to the next town
But we forgot Mr Bigot, okay, dig it
We can't show you an illusion
'cause we're all packed
But I'll still cut ya neck out,
Verse 16
how's that?
D
G
Great Milenko, wave your wand
D
G
Don't look now, your life is gone
D
G
F
This is all because of you
D
G
F
What you got yourself into
Verse 17
D
G
F
Great Milenko, wave your wand
D
G
D
Don't look now, your life is gone
G
F
This is all because of you
D
G
What you got yourself into
Verse 18
D
G
F
Great Milenko, wave your wand
D
G
Don't look now, your life is gone
D
G
This is all because of you
D
G
What you got yourself into
Verse 19
D
Great Milenko,
G
D
G
wave your wand
Don't look now, your life is gone
D
G
This is all because of you
D
G
What you got yourself into
D
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