The Neden Game chords by Insane Clown Posse
Verse 1
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"Let's meet contest
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ant number one
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He's a skitsofrantic, serial killer clown
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Who says, "woman love his sexy smile"
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Let's find out if his charm
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will work on Sharon
Sharon,
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what's your question?"
Verse 2
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"Contestant number one,
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I believe first impressions last forever
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So let's say you were to come over
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to my parent's house
And have dinner with me and my family
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Tell me what you would do to make
That first impression really
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stick"
Verse 3
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Let's see, uh, well,
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I'd have to think about it
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I might show up in a tux, HA!, but I doubt it
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I'd probably just show up na
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ked like I always do
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And look your momma in the eye and tell her,
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"FUCK YOU!!!"
Hurry up bitch, I'm hungry,
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I smell spaghetti
I'd pinch her loopy ass and tell
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her, "Get the food ready!"
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Your dad will probably start trip
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ping and get me pissed
I'd have to walk up and bust
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him in his fucking lips!
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It's dinner time,
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we hearing grace from your mother
I pull a forty out and pour some
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for your little brother
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I'm steady staring at your sister,
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I'll tell you this
You know for only 13, she
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got some big tits
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After that, your dad will try to jump again
And only this time,
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I'd put the forty to his chin
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After you mom does the dishes
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and the silverware
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I'd dry-fuck her her till I nut in
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my underwear
Interlude 1
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Verse 4
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"Now, let's me contestant
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number two
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He's a psychopathic,
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de ranged, crackhead freak
Who works for the Dark Carnival
He says women call him stretch nuts
Sharon, let's hear your question"
Verse 5
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"I like a man who's not afraid
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to show his true emotions
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A man who expresses himself
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in his own special way
Number two, if you fell in love with me
Exactly how would you let
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me know?"
Verse 6
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First thing, I could never love you
You sound like a richie-bitch,
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yo, yo, FUCK YOU!!!
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But if I did, I'd probably
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show you that I care
By taking all these other
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motherfuckers outta here
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I'd go through your phone
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book and whack em all
And find contestant number one and break
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his fucking jaw (what?!)
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Anyone who looked at you,
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would have to pay
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I'd be blowing fucking nuggets off all day
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I'd grab your titties and stretch
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em down past your waist
Let em go, and watch em both
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spring up in your face
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I'd sing love songs to you,
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the best I can
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Get you naked, and hit it like a CAVEMAN!!!
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When we go to the beach and
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walk through the sand
I throw a little in your face and say,
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I'm just playing
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As you spit it all out, I'd rub your back
And grab your underwear and wedge
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it up your ass crack!!
Interlude 2
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"Well it sounds like
Verse 7
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contestant number two
Is just over-flowing with with sensitivity,
Sharon
It's a touch choice so far
Sharon, let's have your last question and
See which one is going to win
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the rights to your neden"
Verse 8
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"Okay, if we were at a dance club,
and you both noticed me at the
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Same time. Tell me,
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how would you each get my attention, and what would
Your pick up line be? Well,
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whoever's the smoothest wins!"
Verse 9
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Okay, first I'd slide up to the bar
And tell you that I can't believe
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how fucking fat you are
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I'd tell that I like the way you
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make your titties shake
And if you lost a little weight,
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you'd look like Rickie Lake!
Verse 10
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Fuck that, you'd be jocking me quick
I'd order you a drink
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and stir it with my dick
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And then to get your attention
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in the crowded place
I'd simply walk up and stick
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my nuts in your face
Verse 11
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Yeah, freak with your nuts,
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yo, that'll get her
Verse 12
Tell her that's she fat, yeah,
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that'll work even better
Verse 13
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Look, fuck you, I got a strong rap
Shit, you don't want
contestant number two
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He's mad-whack
Verse 14
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I I walk into a bar and there he was
Standing up by a bucket,
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eww, trying to fuck it
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It was a big fucking smelly,
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ass farm llama
Verse 15
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Damn dawg! how you gonna
Outro 1
diss your momma?!
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The Neden Game
Insane Clown Posse
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