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The Neden Game easy guitar chords by 
Insane Clown Posse
N/A•
Verse 1
C
"Let's meet contest
F
G
ant number one
F
C
F
G
He's a skitsofrantic, serial killer clown
F
C
F
G
Who says, "woman love his sexy smile"
F
C
Let's find out if his charm
F
G
will work on Sharon
Sharon,
F
C
what's your question?"
Verse 2
F
"Contestant number one,
G
C
I believe first impressions last forever
G
So let's say you were to come over
F
C
to my parent's house
And have dinner with me and my family
G
C
Tell me what you would do to make
That first impression really
G
F
C
stick"
Verse 3
F
Let's see, uh, well,
G
C
I'd have to think about it
G
F
I might show up in a tux, HA!, but I doubt it
C
I'd probably just show up na
F
G
C
ked like I always do
G
And look your momma in the eye and tell her,
F
C
"FUCK YOU!!!"
Hurry up bitch, I'm hungry,
G
C
I smell spaghetti
I'd pinch her loopy ass and tell
F
her, "Get the food ready!"
C
F
Your dad will probably start trip
G
C
ping and get me pissed
I'd have to walk up and bust
G
F
him in his fucking lips!
C
It's dinner time,
G
C
we hearing grace from your mother
I pull a forty out and pour some
F
for your little brother
C
F
I'm steady staring at your sister,
G
C
I'll tell you this
You know for only 13, she
G
F
C
got some big tits
F
C
After that, your dad will try to jump again
And only this time,
G
F
I'd put the forty to his chin
C
F
After you mom does the dishes
G
C
and the silverware
G
I'd dry-fuck her her till I nut in
F
my underwear
Interlude 1
C
Verse 4
C
"Now, let's me contestant
G
number two
C
He's a psychopathic,
G
C
de ranged, crackhead freak
Who works for the Dark Carnival
He says women call him stretch nuts
Sharon, let's hear your question"
Verse 5
C
G
"I like a man who's not afraid
C
to show his true emotions
G
A man who expresses himself
F
C
in his own special way
Number two, if you fell in love with me
Exactly how would you let
G
F
me know?"
Verse 6
C
F
G
C
First thing, I could never love you
You sound like a richie-bitch,
F
yo, yo, FUCK YOU!!!
C
F
But if I did, I'd probably
C
show you that I care
By taking all these other
F
motherfuckers outta here
C
I'd go through your phone
F
G
C
book and whack em all
And find contestant number one and break
F
C
his fucking jaw (what?!)
F
Anyone who looked at you,
C
would have to pay
F
I'd be blowing fucking nuggets off all day
C
I'd grab your titties and stretch
G
C
em down past your waist
Let em go, and watch em both
G
F
spring up in your face
C
F
G
I'd sing love songs to you,
C
the best I can
G
F
Get you naked, and hit it like a CAVEMAN!!!
C
F
When we go to the beach and
C
walk through the sand
I throw a little in your face and say,
F
C
I'm just playing
F
G
C
As you spit it all out, I'd rub your back
And grab your underwear and wedge
G
F
it up your ass crack!!
Interlude 2
F
C
C
"Well it sounds like
Verse 7
C
contestant number two
Is just over-flowing with with sensitivity,
Sharon
It's a touch choice so far
Sharon, let's have your last question and
See which one is going to win
F
C
the rights to your neden"
Verse 8
C
G
C
"Okay, if we were at a dance club,
and you both noticed me at the
G
F
Same time. Tell me,
C
how would you each get my attention, and what would
Your pick up line be? Well,
G
F
whoever's the smoothest wins!"
Verse 9
C
F
C
Okay, first I'd slide up to the bar
And tell you that I can't believe
G
F
how fucking fat you are
C
F
I'd tell that I like the way you
G
C
make your titties shake
And if you lost a little weight,
F
you'd look like Rickie Lake!
Verse 10
C
F
G
C
Fuck that, you'd be jocking me quick
I'd order you a drink
G
F
and stir it with my dick
C
F
And then to get your attention
G
C
in the crowded place
I'd simply walk up and stick
G
F
my nuts in your face
Verse 11
C
Yeah, freak with your nuts,
G
C
yo, that'll get her
Verse 12
Tell her that's she fat, yeah,
G
F
that'll work even better
Verse 13
C
F
G
C
Look, fuck you, I got a strong rap
Shit, you don't want
contestant number two
F
He's mad-whack
Verse 14
C
F
G
C
I I walk into a bar and there he was
Standing up by a bucket,
F
eww, trying to fuck it
C
It was a big fucking smelly,
G
C
ass farm llama
Verse 15
C
Damn dawg! how you gonna
Outro 1
diss your momma?!
C
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