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The Joker's Wild easy guitar chords by 
Insane Clown Posse
N/A•
Verse 1
Hey!
F
Em
Dm
Welcome to another exciting episode of
C
Dm
Delray's number 1 game show:
The Joker's Wild!
C
Shaggy, tell us something about
Am
tonight's contestants.
Verse 2
C
Dm
Ha ha ha Hey, muddafuckas! Get ready
Em
F
for the killer show for this bitch!
We
Got a cop,
Em
Dm
We got a judge, and we got a redneck.
So step the fuck up and play The
C
Joker's
Wild!
G
(Woo Hoo!)
Eb
Everybody smile!
Verse 3
F
C
Guess who's back on your
G
Am
underground dial! (who?)
C
G
It's the game show host wit the
Eb
Am
most (Violent J)
C
G
And tonight we gonna have a
Am
little pig roast. (hehe-huh)
Dm
G
Eb
Top cop per! It's been a long while!
F
C
G
Lace up your boots and come
Am
on down the aisle.
C
G
Mr. Big Man packin' that steel.
Eb
Am
But tonight you ain't shit.
Now spin the fuckin' wheel!
Dm
G
Eb
Am
Looks good nice try! Now let's
C
G
Am
see just how you gon' die!
C
Lucky, lucky,
G
Eb
Am
it landed on Carpenter Jed.
C
Dm
He just pounds nails in your forehead.
Am
C
G
Eb
The pig got lucky that time.
Dm
C
But let's take a look.
G
Am
Who's next down the line.
C
G
Eb
Oh, the 43rd District Judge.
Am
C
Hey pal! Remember me?
G
Am
You threw me in jail!
Take a spin or I'll snap your neck.
The clicker's landed.
C
B
Let me check.
Am
C
The Jookie, hey it ain't bad at all.
Am
We just cut your face
B
off and slap your skull.
Am
C
G
Eb
Who's next for the games and fun ?
Am
C
G
Am
Hillbilly Earl, C'mon down! Run!
Dm
G
The redneck that
Eb
sic'ed his dog on me.
Am
Dm
G
Now that's gonna cost you a
Am
spin buddy!
Dm
G
Eb
Spin around and around it goes!
Am
C
G
Am
Staple your lips shut, cut off your toes!
C
G
Then I throw your corpse
Eb
Am
on top of the pile.
C
G
Am
G
Anything goes on the Joker's Wild.
Verse 4
Am
"Tell me. Who killed seventeen people and
Bb
later ate their dead bod ies?"
C
"Jeffrey Dalmer?"
"No! The correct answer would be
Dm
C
your mother!"
"Wha'!"
"Shaggs?"
Dm
"Aw shit, motherfuckas. Get ready for
Verse 5
Em
round 2 in this bitch!
F
So if you want
Em
Your fuckin'
Neck bone chopped,
Dm
C
step the fuck up and play The Joker's Wild!"
Verse 6
C
Ya like big money and
G
Eb
prizes don't ya?
Am
C
You'd probably kill for a
G
Am
big prize won't ya?
C
G
Eb
You little bitch! It's your turn to
Am
Dm
spin. (ding ding)
"Free money!"
G
Am
C
Now spin again. Oh goody,
G
Eb
now unzip your drawers.
Am
C
G
Am
I'm finna clip this chain on your balls!
C
G
Eb
Raise you upside down for the big batta.
F
C
G
Am
Now we bust your head like a
piniata! (Yeah!)
C
G
Eb
The audience loves that shit!
F
C
Listen to 'em cheer when your
G
Am
forehead splits
C
G
C
Wait, cut to a break! Oh shit da-damn uh,
uh, we got guts on the camera.
Am
"The Joker's Wild is brought to you
Verse 7
B
C
by:" "Faygo!"
B
Everybody sing! "Send ya' mom
B
ma straight up to tha sto'!
Eb
Dm
B
Tell that bitch to bring home a
Am
Faygo!"
C
G
Eb
Welcome back to the carnival show!
Verse 8
F
Here's
C
G
your chance for the big money
Am
Cash
Flow!
C
Gm
Eb
Am
Hit your buzzer, pull your lever! Joker,
C
Dm
Joker, Lem on!
Am
We sever your head! Pick
C
Am
a door! 1, 2, or 3
B
It's the same behind every door,
me!
Am
There's no escape. Now
C
gimme that bald head!
Am
The crowd can't help,
C
F
look, their all dead!
Am
C
G
Eb
And they just watching their doom.
F
C
G
Am
We broadcast from hell to your living room.
C
G
I ripped off his neck bone,
Eb
Am
wicked clown style.
C
G
Am
G
Anything goes on The Joker's Wild.
Verse 9
Am
"It's time to play hit or miss! Con
Bb
testant #1, open your mouth!
C
Contestant #2,
Get ready!
F
G
Will he hit or miss?"
C
~spear hitting~
"He Hit!"
Yeah!
Dm
"What's next?!"
C
Dm
"We got money, we got cash,
Em
F
Em
Dm
we got prizes! We got blood, we got Guts, we
Got
Naked
C
Dm
Dead bitches! On
C
The Joker's Wild!"
Verse 10
C
G
I got my yellow suit, and my purple tie.
Eb
F
C
G
Am
Somebody's gonna die! Oh, my!
C
G
It's Mr. Thompson my next
Eb
door neighbor.
Am
C
G
Am
Always bitchin'! Yellin' from the kit chen,
window.
C
G
Eb
See he died then he went to hell, though.
Am
C
G
We meet again! I got my
Am
own game show.
C
G
Spin the wheel 'cause I just
Eb
C
Em
can't fuck around.
C
"Bonus round!"
Verse 11
C
Oh, shit! The end of the game.
Bonus round.
F
We goin out with a bang! You got a
chance for money and prizes!
You got a chance at death too!
So get ready,
I'm comin' at ya fast!
C
F
Your chance for freedom at last!
C
F
Four questions. So are ya
ready Jack?
"Uh, I-I think think so"
Verse 12
Load the gat!
F
"The governor"
F
"EatsButt?"
C
"Yes! The square root of 2"
"Uh"
F
C
"Correct! Nut sacks don't
belong in"
C
"Butt cracks?"
Dm
"Rich boys eat"
C
"Caviar?"
B
Bb
"No! The correct answer
Am
F
is 'bullets'!"
C
"Oh ho ho!
Verse 13
Dm
Em
Oho Geez! Oh! Well,
F
Em
this is Big Chipperwinks saying 'so long'
Till
Dm
Next week
C
Folks! Seeya later!
Goodbye!"
Dm
Em
F
~laughing in the
Em
Dm
C
background~
Dm
That's it. Go home.
Aw!
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