Hellalujah chords by Insane Clown Posse

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Verse 1
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Or the action
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Give god the first portion of your income
Say that with me
Give god the first portion
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of  your income
F#m 
Give  it first
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Not after the deducts
Not after the social security
G 
The hospitalization
Fm 
And malnutrition
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Not after all these things on your check, you say,
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I'm going give God a little what's left.
Bm 
F# 
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B 
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You do and that's what you're going to get from God.
Ab5 
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Gbm 
G 
Bm 
B 
Ab5 
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Gbm 
Fm 
Eb 
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Fm 
Gbm 
Fm 
And   your soul  will burn in fire
Ebm 
D 
You will perish in the thunder
Db 
Bm 
Unless you call my hot
line number
Ab5 
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God has asked you to make me rich
Bm 
B 
Me and my fat wack carting bitch
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On your TVs late at night
Gbm 
Send those texts
Fm 
and I'll guide you to the light
Don't put away your
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wallets just yet,
brothers and sisters
Em 
There's somebody here
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I'd like all of you to meet
D 
This is little Jonathan Jonathan,
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say hello to the lovely people
A 
Jonathan has problems, twisted neck,
Em 
tangled legs, crooked spine,
D 
but we can heal this boy,
G 
for just 6 ,000, we can heal this boy!
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Mother called me and then stopped by,
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Ebm 
and he told me you're gonna die,
Ab 
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unless you buy my holy water,
Gbm 
check, cash, or a money order
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This is true, don't question me,
Bm 
B 
I'll even send you shit for free,
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it's only 10 bucks for the car,
Gbm 
Gb 
and I'll send  a prayer,
Fm 
don't charge at all
Ebm 
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Put your lips up to the screen,
Fm 
close your eyelids and intervene
Ebm 
D 
Your lips to mine, now send the cash,
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and while you're there,
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Cm 
you can kiss my ass
Ab 
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Take your paycheck and send me half,
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and I'll send you God's autograph
Ebm 
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I'll  get   you Allah's and Buddha's too,
Gbm 
even Zeus,
Fm 
I don't give a fuck who
Db 
Just send me that money
Ab 
Db 
Would you like to be healed,
little Jonathan?
Yeah, Robert
Bbm 
Db 
You see, brothers and sisters, this is...
Ebm 
Oh,   excuse me,
Db 
I told him never to page
Fm 
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me on a sermon day
Yes. Uh -huh.
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Gb 
Hallelujah. Howdy.
Ebm 
People, that was the Lord.
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Today only, he will heal this boy
for just 5 ,000.
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Eb 
Eb5 
Pass the   collection page.
Show me how you give.
Pass the collection page.
Give, give, give.
Ebm 
Eb5 
Pass the collection page.
Eb 
Show me how you give.
Eb5 
Db 
Eb5 
Pass  the collection page.
Show me how you give.
Eb 
I'll tell you how you give.
Ab 
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Totals twenty to eleven,
B 
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for your set of keys to heav  en
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G 
Make the checks out in my name,
Gbm 
me    or God it's all the same
G 
Bring your crippled ass to me,
Bm 
B 
pay my usher the holy fee
Ebm 
Ab 
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I'll  bless your lungs and bless your chair,
F#m 
then wheel your bitch ass outta here
Now a special ceremony,
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this part don't cost any money
G 
Drip a drop of blessed water,
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Fm 
now I fertilize your daughter
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Even though I fucked a hooker,
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Bbm 
took your baby girl and shook her
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G 
You still buy everything I  sell,
Gbm 
and I'm   living well
See you in hell 4 ,800,
A 
900, 5 ,000
D 
Hallelujah, you did it brothers and sisters
A 
Are you ready Jonathan?
G 
Lord Almighty, we've met your price
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Bm 
B 
Give me the healing power
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I can feel it, Lord Rume,
Lume, Lama, Nama, Nume!
This boy is healed!
Really?
Now, to the naked eye,
it would appear
A 
that this boy has not been
healed.
But I can assure you
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D 
this boy's spirit has been healed!
Bm 
B 
Inside this tangled, mangled frame,
D 
is he healed, little boy?
A 
His spirit is healed!
Ab 
Db 
Ab 
Hallelujah!
Country Cooking,
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B 
can I take your order?
Em 
You want the red -eyed gravy
A 
A 
D 
with that?
G 
With chitlins or black -eyed peas?
G 
Let me cipher up your bill here.