Key: Ab major
Verse 1
shootin' the breeze
Bm
Em
Hangin' with the brothers but
Bm
Em
D
C
Cold stuff in traffic but only six skis
Amazon
Air is blowing streaks in her head
G
D
Job bearing hips to her
C
D
So as quick as a dove, I flew from above
Bm
Em
C
And said, stop, in the name of love
She just cut her eye
Go away little boy,
Am
C
Fisher, you'll be driving a car
She had it worse than
Rolls
Royce, wishing on a star
So I told her, yo, my name's
Einstein
Em
C
I hear your records all of the time
Now damn, I felt good,
so I came for my speech
Melba
Beach
G
C
So could I take you to the
movies or to the beach?
Em
Bm
Em
D
C
off for lunch or something sometime this week she said
D
to my next show she would like me to bring her
Bm
D
Em
she's in college now but she wants to be a singer so
C
G
Bm
i stalled it out put a fork on the stone i said
D
C
look i wonder if i take you home we don't have to
D
take a coat it's off to be friends and that's
Bb
when she came out singing like new sander
C
Bbm
C
s
Bbm
C
C
now the ladies of the 80s the 80 mans matching
if you treat her like a home she treat you like a
So as good as you give,
as good as you get
You don't believe me?
Yo, we can play some
bet
These girls wanna have fun,
yo, you know that's
true
G
Bm
Until you have to ask your
D
C
self who's zooming
who
Am
C
So I thought you'd
relax and let her chat
D
Bm
D
So I can find out where
He said, um, my ambition
S .O .S. band, I'm a weekend girl
I try anything once, I may be over
But no, I ain't much in
Casanova
And in my box is where my time is spent
So ain't nothin' goin' on but the rent
Bm
C
I'm a vegetarian who loves soul to soul
And something's fluffy,
my favorite rap video
I love reggae, jazz, and acid house
And yo,
that's where we're going if you take me out
So I said, okay, we'll arrange a date
But for now, let me show you
my collection of yarns
This homie got to my flat,
she sat on my lap
Am
G
D
And gave me pikis to my neck and
Bm
G
caressed my back
From above,
Em
C
I fell in love, I was stunned
Earth,
Wind, and
Fire
Girl, I'm craving your body,
is it real?
Temperature's rising,
I don't wanna be here
I'm in the wrong place to be real
Now a quarter to eight was
the time of the day
She was an hour late,
and since I hate to wait
G
C
Yo, I picked up the phone,
called her at home
Her mother said, look, I'm sorry
Jerome
I thought
Jerome, she said
Carol is not around
She'll be back in half an hour,
so I put the phone down
Carol picked up the phone at half past nine
She said, what up? I said, yo, it's
Einstein
And I've heard some guys
I said, through the grapevine
She said, well, let me tell ya
We're only friends
G
C
And plus, I never promised you a rose
Guard dancing to those movements
Yo, there ain't no thing
And plus, I told ya, boy,
yo, your love is king
G
C
I thought I played myself
And look, she ain't no skeezer
I thought I was about to
come around
For some
Saturnite fever
D
C
Cause the place was just
Em
C
filled up with souvenirs
Who talkin' in trophies?
Like
James
Michael
Bubbles or
H4
Cool
J's can't go,
Elizabeth
Bm
C
Taylor's wedding rings all in a row
Tina
Turner's wig sat on a football,
Derrick
B's gold dip was upon the wall
Bm
Am
Above one, you'll see old
I thought, damn,
she got a thing about entertainers
So I told her, yo, this ain't no way to live
She looked at me and said,
it's my prerogative
Am
C
Around 7 a .m., I had to go
So I gave her a ticket and
said, call me tomorrow
She's got her ticket,
I think she's gonna use it
Em
Bm
Am
C
G
I think she's gonna fly my way
Sunday
While strolling along
Well it happened
Em
D
Like to all these
Jews
My heart filled with pain
They were holding hands
Walking in the rain
But yo, I'm grown up girl
I won't cry
Bm
D
All I do is just walk on by
What my father said
Bm
D
C
Don't let it go to your head
C
Bm
Comes around
And if your girlfriend
Leaves you for a guy
Em
C
just hope it's far
cause your joys and pains,
there ain't nothing new
Em
C
so when you get it,
that rack of rub -a -dub
and I'll put it down like
Glitchy
Summer
love is so fair,
remind you reach the stars above
Em
C
Am
that money can't buy your love
Bm
D
yo, check this
Saturday
ah, nah, nah, I'll come in a few
Yeah, that's it,
Simon, that's the last piece, I just want...
Can you hear me?
Hello?
Sorry, what did you say?
Yeah, I finished, right,
but I've just got to do the last song piece,
so if you just rewind a little bit
and I'll just drop it, come in.
No, I think it's best if we leave it like that.
I really don't think you should sing any more,
actually.
So what, can't I sing my last piece?
No, because you can't sing.
I can sing!
Simon, I'm going to sing on your next record.
I think you'd better stick to rap,
you just can't sing, man, sorry.
All right, all right, all right.
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