Well, I'm kickin' it alone
Saturday nights seem to go that way
No one around but my dog and me
Is this what you call reality?
She was gonna be the girl of my dreams
But did I know she thought differently?
Her boyfriend don't think much of me
He won't even let her talk to me
Not me, unhappy as can be
I do it fine, all of the time
Yeah, you know I'll be alright
Too much weight, it ain't no ride
Yes, it's time that I find another guy
It ain't useless, all the same
But that's okay, who needs her anyway?
You do it right, all of the time
Yeah, yeah, now I'll be alright
I want a girl who takes her
Surround me for what's inside
Staying alone at home today
Saturday nights seem to go that way
I don't want your sympathy
Not me, I'm happy as can be
Doing fine, all of the time