Polyester Bride

Polyester Bride easy guitar chords by Liz Phair

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  • Intro 1


    I was 
    talking, 
    not 
    Verse 1

    two 
    days 
    ago 

    To 
    a certain 
    bar
    tender 
    I'm 
    lucky 
    to know 

    And 
    I asked 
    Henry, 
    my 
    bartend
    ing friend 

    If 
    I should 
    bother 
    dating 

    unfam
    ous men 

    Verse 2
    And Henry 
    said, 

    "You're 
    lucky 
    to even 
    know 
    me, 

    You're 
    lucky 
    to be 
    alive. 

    You're 
    lucky 
    to be 
    drink
    ing here 
    for free, 


    'cause I'm 
    a sucker 
    for 
    your 
    lucky, 

    pretty 
    eye
    s." 

    Verse 3
    And 
    then 
    he said, 

    "Do you 
    want 
    to be 

    polyester bride? 

    Or do you 
    want 
    to 
    hang 

    your 
    head 
    and 
    die? 

    Do you 
    want 
    to find 
    alligator 
    cowboy 

    boots 
    they just 
    put 
    on 
    sale? 

    Do you 
    want to 
    flap 
    your 
    wings 
    an
    d fly 

    away 
    from 
    here?" 

    And I was 
    sitting, 
    not 
    Verse 4
    two 
    days 
    ago 

    Feeling 
    lonely, 
    'cause 
    I'm 
    just 
    feeling 
    low 

    And 
    I asked 
    Henry, 

    my 
    bar
    tending friend 

    Why 
    it 
    is 
    that there 
    are 
    those 
    kind 
    of men 

    And 
    Henry 
    said, 
    Verse 5

    "You're 
    lucky 
    to even 
    know 
    me, 

    You're 
    lucky 
    to be 
    alive. 

    You're 
    lucky 
    to be 
    drink

    ing here 
    for free, 

    'cause 
    I'm 
    sucker 
    for 
    your 
    lucky, 

    pretty 
    eye
    s." 

    Verse 6
    And then he 
    said, 

    "Do you 
    want 
    to be 
    polyester bride? 

    Or 
    do you 
    want 
    to 
    hang 

    your 
    head 
    an
    die? 

    Do you 
    want 
    to find 
    alligator 
    cowboy 

    boots 
    they just 
    put 
    on 
    sale? 

    Do you 
    want to 
    flap 
    your 
    wings 
    an
    d fly 

    away 
    from 
    here?" 

    "Princess, 
    do you 
    Verse 7
    really 
    want to 

    flap 
    your 
    wings 
    an
    fly? 

    Because 
    you've 
    got 
    time." 

    He 
    keeps 
    telling 
    me, 

    "You've 
    got 
    time." 

    But I 
    don't believe 
    him 

    "You've 
    got 
    time." 

    Verse 8
    keep 
    on 
    pushing 
    harder 

    keep 
    on 
    pushing 
    farther 
    away 

    But he 
    keeps 
    telling 
    me, 
    "Baby", 

    He 
    says, 
    "Baby, 
    yeah 

    Verse 9
    Do you 
    want 
    to be 

    polyester bride? 

    Or do you 
    want 
    to 
    hang 

    your 
    head 
    an
    die? 

    Do you 
    want 
    to find 
    alligator 
    cowboy 

    boots 
    they just 
    put 
    on 
    sale? 

    Do you 
    want to 
    flap 
    your 
    wings 

    and 
    fly 
    away 
    from 
    here?" 

    "Do you 
    want to 
    Verse 10
    be 

    a polyester bride?" 

    Away 
    from 
    here 

    "Do you 
    want 
    to be 

    polyester bride?" 

    Away 
    from 
    here 

    "Do 
    you want 
    to be 

    polyester bride?" 

    "Princess, 
    do you 
    really 
    want to 
    flap 

    your 
    wings 
    an
    fly 
    away 
    from 
    here?" 

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