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Polyester Bride chords by 
Liz Phair
N/A•
Intro 1
C
G
F
G
C
G
F
G
D
A
I was talking, not
Verse 1
G
A
two days ago
D
A
G
A
To a certain bartender I'm lucky to know
D
A
G
A
And I asked Henry, my bartending friend
D
A
G
If I should bother dating
A
unfamous men
Verse 2
C
And Henry said,
G
A
C
"You're lucky to even know me,
G
A
C
You're lucky to be alive.
G
A
You're lucky to be drinking here for free,
C
G
'cause I'm a sucker for your lucky,
A
pretty eyes."
Verse 3
C
And then he said,
G
"Do you want to be a
F
G
C
polyester bride?
G
Or do you want to hang
F
G
your head and die?
C
G
F
Do you want to find alligator cowboy
G
C
boots they just put on sale?
G
F
Do you want to flap your wings and fly
G
C
G
D
away from here?"
A
And I was sitting, not
Verse 4
G
A
D
two days ago
A
G
A
Feeling lonely, 'cause I'm just feeling low
D
A
And I asked Henry,
G
A
D
my bartending friend
A
G
Why it is that there are those kind of men
A
And Henry said,
Verse 5
C
G
A
C
"You're lucky to even know me,
G
A
C
You're lucky to be alive.
G
A
You're lucky to be drink
ing here for free,
C
G
'cause I'm a sucker for your lucky,
A
pretty eyes."
Verse 6
C
And then he said,
G
F
"Do you want to be a polyester bride?
C
G
Or do you want to hang
F
your head and die?
C
G
F
Do you want to find alligator cowboy
G
C
boots they just put on sale?
G
F
Do you want to flap your wings and fly
G
C
G
F
away from here?"
G
"Princess, do you
Verse 7
C
really want to
G
F
flap your wings and fly?
C
G
Because you've got time."
He keeps telling me,
F
C
G
"You've got time."
But I don't believe him
F
C
G
"You've got time."
Verse 8
F
C
I keep on pushing harder
F
C
I keep on pushing farther away
F
But he keeps telling me, "Baby",
G
He says, "Baby, yeah
Verse 9
C
G
Do you want to be a
F
G
C
polyester bride?
G
Or do you want to hang
F
G
your head and die?
C
G
F
Do you want to find alligator cowboy
G
C
boots they just put on sale?
G
Do you want to flap your wings
F
G
C
and fly away from here?"
G
"Do you want to
Verse 10
F
be
a polyester bride?"
G
C
Away from here
G
"Do you want to be a
F
polyester bride?"
G
C
Away from here
G
"Do you want to be a
F
polyester bride?"
G
C
G
"Princess, do you really want to flap
F
your wings and fly away from here?"
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