Please Pass The Biscuits

Please Pass The Biscuits easy guitar chords by Jimmy Dean

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Fret 3

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  • Verse 1
    (singers) 

    Just picture 
    lad, 
    between 
    Mom 
    and 
    Dad 

    Its 
    Sunday 
    the 
    tables 
    all 
    set 

    There's 
    uncles, 
    there's 
    aunts, 

    and 
    cousins 
    galore 

    There's 
    plenty 
    of 
    food 
    to 
    be 
    et 

    Verse 2
    The 
    blessing 
    is 
    said, 

    they 
    reach 
    for 
    the 
    bread 

    It's 
    feast 
    king 
    could 
    af
    ford 

    There's 
    clatter, 
    there's 
    chatter, 

    but 
    something's 
    the 
    matter 

    There's 
    someone 
    who's 

    being 
    ig
    nored 

    Verse 3

    (spoken) 

    Uh, would 
    you 
    please 
    pass 
    the biscuits? 

    Uh, 
    would you 
    pass 
    the 
    biscuits 
    please? 

    Same 
    thing 
    ever 
    Sunday 
    since 

    can't 
    remember 
    when 

    Kinfolk
    s all 
    around 
    the table 
    and the 

    biscuits 
    at 
    tuther 
    end 

    Verse 4

    I got 
    plate 
    of chicken 
    and tater

    s, and 
    a lot 
    of stuff 
    like 
    that 

    All, 
    all 
    I need 
    is a 
    biscuit, 

    but 
    I wish 
    you'd 
    look 
    where 
    they're at 

    I guess 
    I could 
    reach 
    across 
    the table, 

    But 
    that's 
    ill- 
    mannered, 

    Mom 
    always 
    said 

    wish 
    had 
    a biscuit, 

    just 
    can't 
    eat 
    without 
    bread 

    Verse 5

    Uh, 
    would 
    you pass 
    the biscuits 

    Uh, excuse 
    me, 

    would 
    you 
    please 
    pass 
    the biscuits 

    All 
    want 
    is a 
    biscuit, 

    nobody 
    seems 
    to care 

    If they 
    wouldn't 
    talk 
    so 

    dog- 
    gone 
    loud 

    They might 
    be 
    able 
    to 
    hear 

    Verse 6
    Hot 
    doggies, 
    they're 
    half- 
    finished 
    eatin' 

    and I 
    ain't 
    even 
    begun

    I wish 
    you'd 
    look 
    at 
    them 
    biscuits 
    disappear, 

    I'll be 
    luck 
    if 
    get 
    a one 

    Same 
    thing 
    ever 
    Sunday, 

    always 
    company 
    to be 
    fed 

    They're 
    talk
    in' 
    like 
    they're 
    wound 
    up 

    Boy, 
    wish 
    had 
    a piece 
    of 
    bread 

    Verse 7

    HEY!!!! 
    Would, 
    would, 

    would 
    you 
    please 
    pass 
    the biscuits 

    It 
    looks 
    like 
    somebody 
    would notice 

    that I 
    ain't 
    started 
    eatin' 
    yet 

    Sure 
    be 
    glad 
    when 
    they get 
    their fill, 

    and 
    go 
    into 
    the 
    parlor 
    and 
    set 

    Then, 
    by 
    golly, 

    I won't 
    have 
    to use 
    my manners 

    I'll 
    just 
    get a 
    biscuit 
    myself 

    Verse 8

    Well, 
    I'll 
    be 
    monkey's 
    uncle, 

    there 
    ain't a bis
    cuit 
    left 

    The 
    only 
    day 
    of 
    the week 

    we 
    get 
    Sunday- 
    fed 

    And 
    they've 
    et 
    up 
    all 
    the 
    biscuits 

    And, 
    uh, I just 
    can't 
    eat 

    without 
    bread 

    Verse 9

    (singers) 

    There's something 
    the 
    matter, 

    no 
    bread 
    on 
    the 
    platter 

    And 
    he 
    just 
    can't 
    eat 
    without 
    bread 

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