Key: Db major
Intro 1
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Verse 1
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Well,
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I knew I had to have her,
so I sent off in the mail
And when the postman brought her,
I thrilled when I blew up
Well, I called my new girl Wendy,
and Wendy blew my mind
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Cause no one ever had her before me
And girls like that are getting
awful hard to find
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Oh, she's my life -size, wife -size
And ain't nothin' missin'
And she never has a headache
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Or bad breath when we're kissin'
And she doesn't have a dog
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And her skin's as smooth as a pearl
My life -size, wife -size
Full -grown, blow -up,
Interlude 1
plasterer girl
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Verse 2
Except my best friend Earl
And every night when I came home
all tired from making pizza
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Wendy would be waiting there for me
And she always left me breathless
every time I blew her up
And my ego got inflated
every time that she did
And ain't nothing missing
And she never has a headache
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or bad breath when we're kissing
and she doesn't have a dog
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and her skin is as smooth as a pearl
My life -size, wife -size,
full -grown,
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blood -flashing girl
One night I came home
anxious with Wendy on my mind
And found the one I always thought
would always be just mine
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Layin' there with Earl, my best friend
Well, I never dreamed that Wendy
would be the cheatin' kind
But you don't know what can happen
in these mixed -up times
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Oh, she's my life -size, wife -size,
full -grown, blow -up plastic girl
And I'm gonna miss her
And she never had a headache
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Or bad breath when I would kiss her
So I can't take her back now
Full -grown, blue -up plastic
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girl
Outro 1
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