Key: G major•
Verse 1
G
C
I am a simpleton by choice not speaking
Verse 2
Gotta get outside
C
G
Cover the ground on foot
C
G
Not hitting around your spur
I've come this far to bring in the goods
Verse 3
C
G
C
I get high, even when I don't try
Let 'em pass by with a
I reserve the right to be stoned,
I reserve the right to take it
C
G
To collect them sums,
I have the right
Don't try to be,
C
G
there's really no point in you biting me
Verse 4
easy for me to be an MC
Let me tell you a little story
Like my dog Bobby, he hated the pool, man
So I tried to play
Kotter and make things cool
Verse 5
hold out your hand?
He reached it on out and then bam
He bit him, he bit him so
fuckin' hard
Blood was steady gushin'
Verse 6
all over my back yard
I felt so fuckin' bad
The dude was so cool,
C
G
he didn't even get mad
C
G
He said, ?Man, don't sweat it,
that's the dog's meaning?
Took some Neosporin and
Verse 7
went back to his cleaning
or else it was a movie
Your mind can have a joint easy
like jungle boogie
600 dollar freebie and I gots my job
Would you mind? Come
Verse 8
but I gots my dog
with the bone
I wanna tell my mom,
ring her on the phone
Cherry popsicle, icy, cold, freezing
Em
G
Loves on his gums now that he is teething
Got a wee-wee pass, pass,
lay them by the door
Nasty little shits, he dropped
them on the floor
C
Verse 9
C
G
I am a simpleton by choice
C
G
Not speaking to hear my voice
Sunshines, why are you sleeping?
F
G
C
G
C
Gotta get outside
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TunerE A D G B E
ChordsG C Em F
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