Key: Ab major
Intro 1
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Verse 1
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Your mama, she's a hymen,
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inside the icebox
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mask
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Honey, do you have to ask?
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Well, I got to fetch your monkey
I get a face full of claws
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I ask who's in the fireplace
And you tell me Santa Claus
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Honey, how come you have to ask me that?
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Well, I ask for something to eat,
I'm hungry as a hog
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So I get brown rice,
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seaweed, dirty hot dog
I've got a hole where my
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Honey, I gotta think you're
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really weird
Your grandpa's name,
it turns into a sword
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Your grandma praises pictures
Everything in silent pockets,
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And you ask me why
I don't live here
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Honey, I can't believe that you're for real
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Well, there's a fistfight
in the kitchen,
they're enough to make me cry
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The mailman comes in,
He's in the butler,
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he's got something to prove
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Honey, how come you don't move?
Outro 1
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