Nobody's Perfect
Nobody's Perfect

Nobody's Perfect easy guitar chords by Mary Martin, Robert Preston

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    • Verse 1
    Michael, you've 
    changed. 

    Well, so 
    have you. 

    Well... 

    Nobody's 
    perfect, 
    nobody's 
    perfect. 

    I 
    am 
    human, 
    so 
    are 
    you. 

    Nobody's 
    perfect, 

    nobody's 
    perfect. 

    Here is 
    what we 
    ought to 
    plan 
    to do. 

    Let's 
    make 
    a list 
    of irritating 
    habit
    s 

    that 
    we 
    think 
    the other 
    per
    son 
    has. 

    Then 
    once 
    we 
    know our 

    irritating 
    habit
    s, 

    we 
    can 
    cor
    rect 
    them. 

    As for 
    example, 

    now 
    please don't 
    be offen
    ded, 

    but because 
    these 
    things 
    ex
    ist, 

    I 
    have taken 
    the 
    little liber
    ty 

    of 
    fixing 
    up 
    a little list. 

    Now 
    you're 
    sure you don't mind? 

    Oh, 
    I'm 
    absolutely 
    sure. 

    well 
    I 
    think that's very 
    big of you 

    well 
    you see dear 
    it 
    just so 
    happens 

    that 
    I have 
    made up a 
    little listing 

    to 
    a 
    pair of 
    socks 

    does 
    not 
    repres
    ent the 
    end 

    of 
    the civil
    ized 
    world 

    if 
    you're 
    out 
    of 
    socks 

    believe 
    me 
    when I 
    say 
    that there's 
    bound 
    to 

    be 
    a 
    more 
    effective 
    way 
    to 
    get them 
    washed 

    than to 
    stand 
    in 
    your drawers 

    in 
    the middle 
    of 
    the 
    kitchen 
    scream
    ing 

    someone 
    has 
    stolen 
    my 
    sock
    s 

    this is 
    a 
    piece of 
    paper 

    This 
    is 
    a column which, 
    as you 
    see, 

    I have 
    placed 
    on the piece 
    of paper. 

    This 
    is 
    a list of 
    receipts 
    and bills, 

    what we 
    might call 
    household 
    expense, 

    which I 
    have entered 
    along this 
    line, 

    forming 
    a business 
    -like design 

    inside 
    the 
    column 
    which I've 
    prepared 

    upon this 
    piece 
    of paper. 

    This 
    is 
    a total of 
    all those 
    bills. 

    It represents 
    a 
    month's 
    expense, 

    the whole 
    outlay in 
    checks and 

    cash 

    that went for 
    the rent 

    and 
    the corned 
    beef hash, 

    In 
    short, 
    the sum 
    and net result 

    of 
    all 
    the figures 
    inside 
    the column 

    which I've 
    prepared 
    upon 

    this piece 
    of paper. 

    Now, 
    this, 
    as you know, 

    is 
    a statement 
    from the 
    bank. 

    It 
    must be 
    compared 

    with the 
    total result 

    of 
    all 
    the figures 
    inside the 
    column. 

    If we are 
    to know, 
    in terms 
    of cost, 

    just how 
    much money 
    we've made or 
    lost, 


    how far, 
    in fact, 
    we've come or 
    gone, 


    what I'm trying 
    to say is, 
    hon
    ey, 

    you're over
    drawn. 

    Again! 

    You 
    chew 
    in your 
    sleep. 

    Do 
    what? 
    You 
    chew. 

    You 
    go like 
    this. 
    I 
    don't. 
    You do. 

    I've 
    never 
    done that one 

    time in my life. 

    Darling, 
    please 
    re
    member, 

    I'm 
    your wife. 

    You 
    chew 
    in 
    your sleep
    . 

    You do 
    it 
    frequently. 

    But 
    that's 
    absolutely 
    awful. 

    I 
    quite 
    agree. 

    You 
    are 
    always 
    late. 

    You 
    are 
    always 
    early 

    We're 
    totally 
    dressed 

    And 
    ready to 
    go 

    I 
    open 
    the door 

    But 
    do we 
    make it? 

    It's 
    where are 
    my gloves? 

    My gloves, 
    my gloves 

    And 
    where is 
    my purse? 

    My purse, 
    my purse 

    Where are 
    my keys? 

    Where is 
    my hat? 

    Where is 
    my this? 

    Where is 
    my that? 

    If 
    I protest 

    It 
    only 
    makes 
    it 
    worse 

    Hat 
    and gloves, 
    keys and 
    purse 

    Pain in 
    the neck, 
    terrible 
    curse 

    And 
    I 
    would simply 
    like 
    to state 

    That if 
    you ask 
    me what I 
    hate 

    It's 
    the terrible, 
    horrible 

    Habit 
    you have 
    of 
    always 

    being 
    late 

    Oh, 
    when I 
    start 
    to 
    tell a 
    story 

    An 
    amusing 
    anecdote 
    I've 
    read 

    When I 
    start 
    to 
    tell 
    a funny 
    story 

    I get 
    flustered 

    cause I 
    know what 
    lies 
    ahead 

    It always 
    happens 
    just when 
    I start 

    To 
    tell a 
    story 

    It 
    makes 
    no 
    difference 
    where we 
    are 

    When 
    I 
    get 
    where 
    the joke 
    should 
    be 

    You 
    say 
    it 
    just 
    ahead 
    of 

    me 
    I 
    mean 

    You 
    give 

    me 
    Russian 
    dressing 

    which I 
    happen 
    to detest 

    You 
    grab the 
    morning 
    pa
    pers 

    and you 
    take the 
    part that's 
    best. 

    Every 
    night since 
    we've 
    been wed, 

    you've 
    worn 
    cold cream 
    into 
    bed. 

    Every 
    night beneath 
    the 
    sheet, 

    must 
    you look 
    like 
    trick or 
    treat? 

    Hmm. 
    Nobody's 
    perfect. 

    Nobody's 
    perfect. 

    I am 
    human, 
    so are 
    you. 

    Nobody's 
    perfect. 

    Nobody's 
    perfect. 

    Here is 
    what we 
    ought to 
    plan 
    to 
    do. 

    You 
    take my 
    list 

    and 
    see if 
    you can't 
    do a 
    little 
    better. 

    You 
    take 
    mine 
    and see if 
    you can't 
    notice 

    an 
    improve
    ment. 

    Cause nobody's 
    perfect, 

    especially 
    not 
    you. 

    Not 
    you. 

    Not 
    you, 
    not 
    you, 
    not you, 
    not 
    you, 
    not 
    you. 

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