Key: Eb major•
Verse 1
Well, so have you.
Well...
Nobody's perfect, nobody's perfect.
I am human, so are you.
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Nobody's perfect,
nobody's perfect.
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Here is what we ought to plan to do.
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Let's make a list of irritating habits
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that we think the other person has.
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Then once we know our
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we can correct them.
As for example,
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now please don't be offended,
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but because these things exist,
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I have taken the little liberty
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of fixing up a little list.
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Oh, I'm absolutely sure.
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well I think that's very big of you
well you see dear it just so happens
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that I have made up a little listing
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does not represent the end
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of the civilized world
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if you're out of socks
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believe me when I say that there's bound to
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be a more effective way to get them washed
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than to stand in your drawers
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in the middle of the kitchen screaming
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someone has stolen my socks
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this is a piece of paper
This is a column which, as you see,
This is a list of receipts and bills,
what we might call household expense,
which I have entered along this line,
forming a business -like design
inside the column which I've prepared
upon this piece of paper.
This is a total of all those bills.
It represents a month's expense,
the whole outlay in checks and
cash
that went for the rent
and the corned beef hash,
In short, the sum and net result
of all the figures inside the column
which I've prepared upon
this piece of paper.
Now, this, as you know,
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is a statement from the bank.
with the total result
of all the figures inside the column.
If we are to know, in terms of cost,
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how far, in fact, we've come or gone,
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what I'm trying to say is, honey,
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Again!
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Do what? You chew.
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You go like this. I don't. You do.
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I've never done that one
time in my life.
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Darling, please re member,
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I'm your wife.
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You chew in your sleep.
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But that's absolutely awful.
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I quite agree.
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You are always late.
And ready to go
I open the door
But do we make it?
My gloves, my gloves
My purse, my purse
Where is my hat?
Where is my that?
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Hat and gloves, keys and purse
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Pain in the neck, terrible curse
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And I would simply like to state
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That if you ask me what I hate
It's the terrible, horrible
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Habit you have of always
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being late
An amusing anecdote I've read
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When I start to tell a funny story
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I get flustered
cause I know what lies ahead
To tell a story
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It makes no difference where we are
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When I get where the joke should be
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You say it just ahead of
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me I mean
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You give
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me Russian dressing
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and you take the part that's best.
Every night since we've been wed,
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you've worn cold cream into bed.
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must you look like trick or treat?
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I am human, so are you.
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Nobody's perfect.
Nobody's perfect.
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Here is what we ought to plan to do.
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especially not you.
Not you.
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Not you, not you, not you, not you, not you.
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