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Nobody's Perfect easy guitar chords by Mary Martin, Robert Preston
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Guitar
Tuning
E A D G B E
Capo
Fret 1
Capo
Transpose
0
Capo
F#
Bm
B
Em
Bbdim
D
Ab
C#m
Absus4
G
C
E
A
Ddim
C#
F#m
C#dim
Cdim
Gm
Dm
Bb
Gsus4
F
F#
Bm
B
Em
Bbdim
D
Ab
C#m
Absus4
G
C
E
A
Ddim
C#
F#m
C#dim
Cdim
Gm
Dm
Bb
Gsus4
F
Verse 1
F#
Michael, you've changed.
Well, so have you.
Well...
Nobody's perfect, nobody's perfect.
I am human, so are you.
Bm
B
Nobody's perfect,
nobody's perfect.
Em
B
Em
Here is what we ought to plan to do.
F#
Bm
Let's make a list of irritating habits
Bbdim
F#
Bm
that we think the other per son has.
D
Ab
Then once we know our
C#m
irritating habits,
Absus4
C#m
we can correct them.
As for example,
B
Em
now please don't be offended,
D
G
but because these things exist,
Em
C
I have taken the little liberty
B
E
of fixing up a little list.
D
Now you're sure you don't mind?
E
Bm
Oh, I'm absolutely sure.
D
A
well I think that's very big of you
well you see dear it just so happens
D
Em
that I have made up a little listing
A
to a pair of socks
F#
Bm
B
Bm
does not represent the end
E
C#m
A
of the civilized world
D
A
F#
C
if you're out of socks
B
D
Bm
E
Bm
D
believe me when I say that there's bound to
A
E
A
be a more effective way to get them washed
F#
D
than to stand in your drawers
Bm
E
Bm
E
Ddim
C#
in the middle of the kitchen screaming
F#m
A
D
C#m
C#
F#
someone has stolen my socks
Em
D
this is a piece of paper
This is a column which, as you see,
D
I have placed on the piece of paper.
This is a list of receipts and bills,
what we might call household expense,
which I have entered along this line,
forming a business -like design
inside the column which I've prepared
upon this piece of paper.
This is a total of all those bills.
It represents a month's expense,
the whole outlay in checks and
cash
that went for the rent
and the corned beef hash,
In short, the sum and net result
of all the figures inside the column
which I've prepared upon
this piece of paper.
Now, this, as you know,
Em
E
is a statement from the bank.
Em
It must be compared
with the total result
of all the figures inside the column.
If we are to know, in terms of cost,
A
just how much money we've made or lost,
C#dim
Cdim
how far, in fact, we've come or gone,
Bbdim
C
what I'm trying to say is, honey,
D
you're overdrawn.
Gm
D
A
Again!
D
You chew in your sleep.
Gm
D
Dm
Do what? You chew.
D
A
You go like this. I don't. You do.
D
G
I've never done that one
time in my life.
Ddim
D
Bb
A
Darling, please re member,
D
Dm
I'm your wife.
D
A
D
You chew in your sleep.
Bb
You do it frequently.
Gm
Bb
But that's absolutely awful.
A
Bb
A
D
I quite agree.
Em
D
You are always late.
E
You are always early
A
We're totally dressed
And ready to go
I open the door
But do we make it?
D
It's where are my gloves?
My gloves, my gloves
A
And where is my purse?
My purse, my purse
E
Where are my keys?
Where is my hat?
A
Where is my this?
Where is my that?
D
If I protest
A
It only makes it worse
B
E
Hat and gloves, keys and purse
B
E
Pain in the neck, terrible curse
D
B
And I would simply like to state
E
Bm
That if you ask me what I hate
It's the terrible, horrible
A
D
E
Habit you have of always
D
Gsus4
G
being late
C
Oh, when I start to tell a story
An amusing anecdote I've read
A
Bm
C
When I start to tell a funny story
A
D
I get flustered
cause I know what lies ahead
C
It always happens just when I start
To tell a story
F
D
It makes no difference where we are
C
Em
When I get where the joke should be
Bbdim
A
You say it just ahead of
Em
Bm
D
G
me I mean
Dm
D
Dm
G
Gsus4
C
G
You give
A
D
F#
me Russian dressing
Bm
which I happen to detest
F#
You grab the morning papers
F#
B
and you take the part that's best.
Every night since we've been wed,
C#m
C#m
you've worn cold cream into bed.
Ab
Every night beneath the sheet,
F#
E
D
A
must you look like trick or treat?
F#
Hmm. Nobody's perfect.
F#
Nobody's perfect.
Bm
F#
Bm
F#
I am human, so are you.
Bm
B
Nobody's perfect.
Nobody's perfect.
Em
B
Em
Here is what we ought to plan to do.
F#
You take my list
Bm
and see if you can't do a little better.
F#
You take mine and see if you can't notice
B
an improvement.
A
Cause nobody's perfect,
G
Em
especially not you.
Not you.
F#
D
Not you, not you, not you, not you, not you.
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