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No one likes a fat pop star easy guitar chords by 
Robbie Williams
N/A•
Verse 1
B
Em
I come from a land of
B
kebabs and curries
Em
B
Em
F#m
Second helpings, no worries
Dm
Edim
D
A
Pile the carbs upon the plate
Bb
A
Then one day, it's too late
D
Verse 2
A
No breakfast, no luncheon
D
Just carpet I'm munching
F#m
F#dim
A thimble of self- esteem
B
Em
Glazed nothing for afters
A
An ab sence of laughter
D
B
Em
A
The saddest that I've ever been
Aaug
You just
Verse 3
D
A
can't be portly
D
Not this side of forty
F#m
B
Showbiz is a single chin game
Em
Scum paparazzi's
A
and weight police nasties
D
Gm
D
Have narrowed the hall of fame
Verse 4
D
No one likes a fat pop star
Gm
Dm
Gm
Pop is a place for the thin
C
No one likes a fat pop star
F
A
We want to hear thin people sing
Verse 5
D
A
When I get faint
D
A
I chew through my restraints
F#m
It's the best meal that
F#dim
B
I've had all week
Em
If I could eat my own words
A
I'd tear through the verbs
D
Gm
But nobody pays me to speak
Interlude 1
D
F#m
B
Em
C#dim
D
Gm
D
Verse 6
D
No one likes a fat pop star
Gm
C
Pop is a place for the thin
No one likes a fat pop star
F
Em
We're sorry we can't let you in
A
Verse 7
D
Now you've upset me
Gm
I feel like a snack
C
A packet of Minstrels
F
A pie and a nap
Bb
A
So what's wrong with that?
Verse 8
D
No breakfast, no luncheon
Just carpet I'm munching
F#m
B
A thimble of self- esteem
Em
Glazed nothing for afters
A
C#dim
An absence of laughter
Em
D
Gm
D
The thinnest that I've ever been
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