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No Man's Land chords by 
Alice Cooper 
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Key: D major•BPM: 82
Verse 1
A
I got a job in Atlanta in a mall
playing Santa
Not because of any talent
but because I was the
D
only one the suit would fit
A
Everybody shopping,
little sticky kids were hopping
on my lap with their fingers
in my beard
D
A
I guess they thought that I was really it
Verse 2
G
She sat down on my lap and said to me
D
"I'm twenty three and I need someone
G
You look like someone
who could play with me
A
Stay with me, all day with me"
D
Cause I'm in
Verse 3
G
no man's land
Can't seem to find a real man
You know I'm lookin' for a steel man
D
She said I'm in no man's land
G
I'm gonna show you a real good time
A
I'd gladly pay you double overtime
Bm
She was beggin' to be
Verse 4
Em
mine,
Bm
Em
but my job was on the line
Bm
Em
A
Should I say or should I go? I just
D
didn't know... Hmmmm
Verse 5
A
I left fifty kids standin' in line,
they were whining, they were crying
and their mothers they were screaming
in hysterics and I swear
G
I never heard such profanity
D
Verse 6
A
I dropped my suit on the floor
they were trying to block the door
They were calling her a whore
D
They were driven to nativities insanity
G
We drove away in her Mercedes Benz,
D
dirty blond split ends in the breeze
G
She said "I want to put you
under my tree
A
You're just a little gift from me to me"
Verse 7
D
Cause I'm in no man's land
G
Can't seem to find a real man
You know I'm lookin' for a steel man
D
She said I'm in no man's land
G
You know I'm ready for a real good time
A
I'd gladly pay you double overtime
Bm
She had
Verse 8
Em
money all her life
Bm
She wasn't lookin' to become
Em
my wife
Bm
She said, "I hope you understand
Em
A
I just want a nightful of man,
G
D
Sonny"
Interlude 1
A
D
A
G
D
Em
G
Em
A
She didn't no tice I was thin with
Verse 9
A
a delicate chin
Nor the softness of my skin,
G
D
nor the scent of my other personalities
A
She didn't see through my disguise
- didn't see it in my eyes
She was in for a surprise when
G
D
she discovered my emotional plurality
G
She said "Come and lay down on the
Verse 10
G
floor with me
D
It's warmer here by the fire"
G
She didn't know that
there was more of me
A
She'd have to learn to
love all four of me
Verse 11
D
G
Cause I'm in no man's land
I'm lookin' for the real me,
If only I could feel me
D
G
You know I'm in no man's land
Sometimes I gotta play me,
It's really hard to stay me
D
G
Hey, I'm in no mans land
I'm looking for the real me,
If only I could feel me
D
G
You know I'm in no man's land
Sometimes I gotta play me,
It's really hard to stay me
D
G
Oh, I'm in no man's land
I'm looking for the real me,
If only I could feel me
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