Never Fight a Man With a Perm

Never Fight a Man With a Perm easy guitar chords by Idles

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Guitar
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E A D G B E

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  • E5

  • Em

  • G

  • Am

  • E

  • D5

    5
  • Dm

  • C

  • A5

  • G5

    3
  • D

  • B

    2
  • Bm

    2
  • E5

  • Em

  • G

  • Am

  • E

  • D5

    5
  • Dm

  • C

  • A5

  • G5

    3
  • D

  • B

    2
  • Bm

    2
  • Intro 1


    Verse 1
    Brylcreem, 
    Creatine 
    And a 
    bag 
    of 
    Charlie 

    Sheen 


    Brylcreem, Creatine 

    And a 
    bag 
    of 
    cocaine 

    dulcet 
    man 
    with 
    dulcet 
    tone 

    From 
    dulcet 
    town 
    and 
    dulcet 
    home 

    He 
    hates 
    me, 
    like 
    that 

    Two 
    arms 
    like 
    big 
    baseball 
    bats 

    bark, 
    he 
    bites 
    back 

    jaw 
    like 
    fuck 
    off 
    bear 
    trap 

    He 
    said 
    "These 
    boots 
    are 

    made 
    for 
    stomping 

    And 
    that's 
    just 
    what 
    they'll 
    do 

    One 
    of 
    these 
    days 
    these 

    boots 
    are 
    gonna 

    Stomp 
    all 
    over 
    you" 

    Verse 2

    I said 
    got 
    penchant 
    for 
    smokes 
    and 

    kicking 
    douches 
    in 
    the 
    mouth 

    Sadly 
    for 
    you 
    my 
    last 
    cigar

    ette's 
    gone 
    out 

    Verse 3
    Concrete 
    to 
    leather

    Concrete 
    to 
    leather

    Concrete 
    to 
    leather 

    Concrete 

    Con
    crete 
    to 
    leather 

    Con
    crete 
    to 
    leather 

    Concrete 
    to 
    leather 

    Concrete 

    Interlude 1



    Verse 4
    heathen 
    from 
    Eton 

    On 
    bag 
    of 
    Michael 
    Keaton 

    heathen 
    from 
    Eton 

    On 
    bag 
    of 
    Michael 
    Keaton 

    He 
    thinks 
    he's 
    suave 

    You're 
    not 
    suave 
    'cause 

    you 
    watched 
    Get 
    Carter 

    You 
    are 
    catalogue, 
    plastic 
    Sinatra 

    try-hard, 

    you 
    you should've 
    tried 
    harder 

    Me, 
    oh 
    me, 
    oh 
    my, 
    Roy 

    You 
    look 
    like 
    walk
    ing 
    thyroid 

    You're 
    not 
    man, 
    you're 
    a gland 

    You're 
    one 
    big 
    neck 
    with 
    sausage 
    hands 

    You 
    are 
    Topshop tyrant 

    Even 
    your 
    haircut's violent 

    You 
    look 
    like 
    you're 
    from 
    Love 
    Island 

    You 
    stood 
    and 
    the 
    room 
    went 

    Interlude 2
    silent 


    Verse 5
    Never 
    fight 
    man 
    with 

    perm 


    Verse 6
    Con
    crete 
    to 
    leather

    Con
    crete 
    to 
    leather 

    Con
    crete 
    to 
    leather

    Con
    crete 

    Con
    crete 
    to 
    leather 

    Con
    crete 
    to 
    leather 

    Con
    crete 
    to 
    leather 

    Con
    crete 

    Verse 7
    shut 
    my 
    mouth 

    Let's 
    hug 
    it 
    out 

    I shut 
    my 
    mouth 

    Let's 
    hug 
    it 
    out 

    shut 
    my 
    mouth 

    Outro 1
    shut 
    my 
    mouth 


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