Key: F major
Verse 1
Ab
Eb
Ab
Phew! There's something
Oh! It's you
Come here and sit down
You're gonna have the truth told
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Ab
about you and put on record
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Ab
'Ere please don't sit too close to me,
I'm just having my breakfast
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Ab
Thank you
Verse 2
Ab
Fm
F
Bb
Eb
Who put salt in the sugar bowl?
Ab
Fm
Bb
Eb
Who put fireworks in the coal?
Ab
Db
Ab
Who put a real live toad in the hole?
Bb
Ab
My brother
Fm
Bbm
Eb
Who put jam in mother's shoe?
Ab
Fm
Bb
Eb
Who made real caterpillars stew?
Ab
Db
Ab
Who locked grandad in the loo?
My brother
Verse 3
Db
C
Cm
Fm
My brother said it wasn't he
Bbm
Eb
Ab
Who put shampoo in grandma's tea?
Db
Ab
Eb
F
My brother said that it was me
Bb
Ab
Eb
My brother's rotten
Ab
Fm
Bb
Eb
Who squeezed toothpaste round the hall?
Ab
Fm
Bb
Eb
Who put soot in the baby's butts?
Ab
Db
Who drew things on the garden wall?
Fm
Ab
My brother
Verse 4
Ah, what a surprise
Nobody knew what it was really
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Ab
But everybody had a
"Down with young mothers"
that was one
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I don't think so either
You know every night when we're wide awake,
she makes us go to bed
And in the morning when we're fast asleep,
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she makes us get up
Verse 5
Ab
Bbm
Eb
Whose pet mouse made auntie shriek?
Ab
Fm
Bb
Eb
Who ate glue and couldn't speak?
Ab
Db
Ab
What clever dick was sick for a week?
Ab
Fm
Bbm
Eb
Who keeps maggots in a tin?
Ab
Fm
Bb
Plays the twist on his violin
Eb
Ab
Db
Eb
Who's been gettin' at the gin?
Verse 6
Dbm
Ab
Fm
a chimney sweep
Bbm
Eb
Ab
But dirt they say is just skin deep
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F
Bb
he's asleep!
Db
Ab
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Ab
dreamin' about (do ya)
Verse 7
Bbm
Eb
ride his bike?
Ab
Fm
Bb
Eb
Who lets me shot his gun if I like?
Ab
Db
Who says I'm best at football,
Dbm
Ab
ludo, snakes and ladders?
Hide- and- seek,
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A
chasin' each other up and down the garden
Well, he's gotta say I'm best
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'Cause I'm bigger than he is and if he don't say I'm best at everything,
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I'll bash him, haha
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My lovely, lovely brother
Verse 8
let's get out of here
Before you fall down the
Come on give us your
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Ab
hand' we're gonna wal—
'Ere what you had in your hand
'Ave ya
Woo!
Eb
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