My brother chords by
Terry Scott
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Key: F major
Verse 1
E
E

B
B

E
E

Phew! There's something
B
B

funny round here
E
E

What is it?
Oh! It's you
Come here and sit down
You're gonna have the truth told
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E
E

about you and put on record
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B

E
E

'Ere please don't sit too close to me,
I'm just having my breakfast
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B

E
E

Thank you
Verse 2
E
E

C#m
C#m

C#
C#

F#
F#

B
B

Who put salt in the sugar bowl?
E
E

C#m
C#m

F#
F#

B
B

Who put fireworks in the coal?
E
E

A
A

E
E

Who put a real live toad in the hole?
F#
F#

E
E

My brother
C#m
C#m

F#m
F#m

B
B

Who put jam in mother's shoe?
E
E

C#m
C#m

F#
F#

B
B

Who made real caterpillars stew?
E
E

A
A

E
E

Who locked grandad in the loo?
My brother
Verse 3
A
A

G#
G#

G#m
G#m

C#m
C#m

My brother said it was n't he
F#m
F#m

B
B

E
E

Who put shampoo in grandma's tea?
A
A

E
E

B
B

C#
C#

My brother said that it was me
F#
F#

E
E

B
B

My brother's rotten
E
E

C#m
C#m

F#
F#

B
B

Who squeezed toothpaste round the hall?
E
E

C#m
C#m

F#
F#

B
B

Who put soot in the baby's butts?
E
E

A
A

Who drew things on the garden wall?
C#m
C#m

E
E

My brother
Verse 4
E
E

You ought to see what he drew
Ah, what a surprise
Nobody knew what it was really
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E
E

But everybody had a
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jolly good idea
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And he wrote slogans
"Down with young mothers"
that was one
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'Cause he don't think our mum
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knows how to bring us up right
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B

E
E

I don't think so either
You know every night when we're wide awake,
she makes us go to bed
And in the morning when we're fast asleep,
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B

E
E

she makes us get up
Verse 5
E
E

F#m
F#m

B
B

Whose pet mouse made auntie shriek?
E
E

C#m
C#m

F#
F#

B
B

Who ate glue and couldn't speak?
E
E

A
A

E
E

What clever dick was sick for a week?
B
B

My brother
E
E

C#m
C#m

F#m
F#m

B
B

Who keeps maggots in a tin?
E
E

C#m
C#m

F#
F#

Plays the twist on his violin
B
B

E
E

A
A

B
B

Who's been gettin' at the gin?
E
E

My brother
A
A

He looks just like
Verse 6
Am
Am

E
E

C#m
C#m

a chimney sweep
F#m
F#m

B
B

E
E

But dirt they say is just skin deep
A
A

I know he's good when
G#m
G#m

C#
C#

F#
F#

he's asleep!
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E

But you don't know what he's
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A

E
E

B
B

E
E

dreamin' about (do ya)
C#m
C#m

Who wouldn't mind if I
Verse 7
F#m
F#m

B
B

ride his bike?
E
E

C#m
C#m

F#
F#

B
B

Who lets me shot his gun if I like?
E
E

A
A

Who says I'm best at football,
Am
Am

E
E

ludo, snakes and ladders?
Hide- and- seek,
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A

F
F

chasin' each other up and down the garden
E
E

Pinchin' little girls up the
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A

high street
Well, he's gotta say I'm best
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E

A
A

'Cause I'm bigger than he is and if he don't say I'm best at everything,
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E

A
A

E
E

I'll bash him, haha
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B

E
E

My lovely, lovely brother
Verse 8
E
E

Come on, come on mate,
let's get out of here
Before you fall down the
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E

hole in the middle
Come on give us your
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B

E
E

hand' we're gonna wal—
'Ere what you had in your hand
'Ave ya
Woo!
B
B

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