If you weren't born with it
You can buy a couple ornaments
Just be sure to read the warning, kids
'Cause pretty soon you'll be bored of it,
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Sexual, hey girl if you wanna feel sexual
You can always call up a professional
They stick pins in you like a vegetable,
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No one will love you if you're unattractive
Oh, Mrs. Potato Head, tell me
Is it true that pain is beauty?
Does a new face come with a warranty?
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Open in app Will a pretty face make it bet ter?
Oh, Mr. Potato Head, tell me
How did you afford her surgery?
Do you swear you'll stay forever
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Even if her face don't stay together
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If you want a little more confidence
Potatoes turn to french fries,
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Open in app All you need's a couple more condiments
And a hundred thousand dollars
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When little girls grow into their mother's face
But little girls are learning
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Open in app how to cut and paste
until they suffocate, ha ha
No one will love you if you're unattractive
Oh, Mrs. Potato Head, tell me
Is it true that pain is beauty?
Does a new face come with a warranty?
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Open in app Will a pretty face make it bet ter?
Oh, Mr. Potato Head, tell me
How did you afford her surgery?
Do you swear you'll stay forever
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Open in app Even if her face don't stay togeth er
Stay forever, stay forever
Even if her face don't stay together
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Open in app Stay forever, stay forever
Even if her face don't stay together
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Open in app (Ooh, ha, ah-ah)
Oh, Mrs. Potato Head, tell me
Is it true that pain is beauty?
Amaj7 Amaj7 View detailed Amaj7 chord diagram in our app.
Open in app Does a new face come with a warranty?
Will a pretty face make it better?
Oh, Mr. Potato Head, tell me
How did you afford her surgery?
Amaj7 Amaj7 View detailed Amaj7 chord diagram in our app.
Open in app Do you swear you'll stay forever
Even if her face don't stay together
Stay forever, stay forever
Even if her face don't stay together
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Open in app Stay forever, stay forever
B/D# B/D# View detailed B/D# chord diagram in our app.
Open in app Even if her face don't stay togeth er
Stay forever, stay forever
Even if her face don't stay together
Amaj7 Amaj7 View detailed Amaj7 chord diagram in our app.
Open in app Stay forever, stay forever
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Open in app Even if her face don't stay togeth er
Amaj7 Amaj7 View detailed Amaj7 chord diagram in our app.
Open in app (Ooh, ha, ah-ah)
