Key: A minor
Intro 1
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Verse 1
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Milk Your Goat,
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take a sip from your beverage
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Wet your throat, find a nice bird and tell her
Get your coat, and if she says to you
No you don't! Slip summink
in her drink
Verse 2
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I watch her chattin' to that fella and im
thinking they're never lovers
She's a little minx,
he looks like one of the Neville Brothers
He's lookin smug so
he's startin' to bug me
This dude is fuckin ugly it's not
cos I'm jealous
Of other fellas when they're getting into
gashes they shouldn't be
Intoxicated women who when
sober they wouldn't be
Getting anywhere,
but by exhibiting magic tricks
The girl don't even notice when he's
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startin' to grab her tits
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20 minutes prior to the start
of this monologue
This dude was at the bar all by himself
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lookin' proper odd
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And when the pretty girl turned her back
for a second- or- two
Did what all predators- do
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took his opportunity
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He slipped something in
her beverage
He knew he never had a chance so to
give him more leverage
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Cheated now you got a poor little innocent
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Off her fuckin face and she's
thinking she loves him
Looking at him longingly,
this aint where she wanna be
I feel like I'm the only one
who noticed this anomaly
Morally inclined to interject,
intercept the dudes plan
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Just before its gets sickening,
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Heartbeat quickening,
I dunno what he put in her glass
But as they pass me he's grabbin'
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her arse cheeks
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If it gets nasty I'll stop the
shenanigans
A spanner in his plan look
he's over- milked it
Verse 3
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Milk Your Goat,
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take a sip from your beverage
Ebm
Bbm
Wet your throat, find a nice bird and tell her
Ebm
Get your coat, and if she says to you
No you don't! Slip summink in her drink
Milk Your Goat,
Bbm
take a sip from your beverage
Ebm
Wet your throat, find a nice bird and tell her
Get your coat, and if she says to you
No you don't! Slip summink
Verse 4
in her drink
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She's still
Holdin' the same drink,
she gives him a lame wink
Whatever he gave her it wont
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let her brain think -
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Straightly, now shies grinning sat in his lap,
his mates
Take turns givin' him a pat
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on the back
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He's got her in his grasp he can
do what he wanna do
Take her back to his place
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you know what he gonna do
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I aint a fan of it he don't deserve her
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She's far too pretty man
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how did he manage it
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Just as I get closer,
I look at her finger
It all becomes clear why she's
letting him linger
He was stood with a sly little
look on his boatrace,
And judging by his threads,
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he clearly has no taste,
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Except in buying jewellery,
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he's so uninhibited
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He's really made a fool of me cos
now I see what he did
This flash rich bastard is
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far from plastered
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He's worked a little plan
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that he's totally mastered
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Sees his target,
checks she's on the market
And slips a diamond ring into her
glass as she guards it
I guess that's pretty cheesy
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but some men are sleazy
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And if you chose wisely some
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women are easy
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When she spots the present
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say its yours to keep
And for at least one night
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she's yours to keep
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Just flash a precious stone
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it's as simple as that
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So there you have it lads,
Verse 5
rohypnolís old hat
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Milk Your Goat,
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take a sip from your beverage
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Bb
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Wet your throat, find a nice bird and tell her
Bbm
Get your coat, and if she says to you
Ebm
No you don't! Slip summink in her drink
Milk Your Goat,
Bb
take a sip from your beverage
Ebm
Bb
Ebm
Wet your throat, find a nice bird and tell her
Get your coat, and if she says to you
Bb
No you don't! Slip summink in her drink
Verse 6
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Look I really gotta clear my throat
Fellas lookin' silly when they
stand and gloat
You aint getting nuttin' if
you don't take note
See the opportunity and milk that goat
Look I really gotta clear my throat
Fellas lookin' silly when they
stand and gloat
You aint getting nuttin' if
you don't take note
Verse 7
See the opportunity and milk that goat
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Milk Your Goat,
Bb
take a sip from your beverage
Ebm
Bb
Ebm
Wet your throat, find a nice bird and tell her
Bb
Get your coat, and if she says to you
Ebm
No you don't! Slip summink in her drink
Milk Your Goat,
Bb
take a sip from your beverage
Ebm
Bb
Ebm
Wet your throat, find a nice bird and tell her
Get your coat,
and if she says to you
No you don't! Slip summink in her
Outro 1
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