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Milk your goat easy guitar chords by 
Example
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Intro 1
Am
Verse 1
Am
Milk Your Goat,
Em
take a sip from your beverage
Am
Wet your throat, find a nice bird and tell her
Get your coat, and if she says to you
No you don't! Slip summink
in her drink
Verse 2
Am
I watch her chattin' to that fella and im
thinking they're never lovers
She's a little minx,
he looks like one of the Neville Brothers
He's lookin smug so
he's startin' to bug me
This dude is fuckin ugly it's not
cos I'm jealous
Of other fellas when they're getting into
gashes they shouldn't be
Intoxicated women who when
sober they wouldn't be
Getting anywhere,
but by exhibiting magic tricks
The girl don't even notice when he's
E
startin' to grab her tits
Am
20 minutes prior to the start
of this monologue
This dude was at the bar all by himself
Dm
lookin' proper odd
Am
And when the pretty girl turned her back
for a second- or- two
Did what all predators- do
Dm
took his opportunity
Am
He slipped something in
her beverage
He knew he never had a chance so to
give him more leverage
Dm
Cheated now you got a poor little innocent
Am
Off her fuckin face and she's
thinking she loves him
Looking at him longingly,
this aint where she wanna be
I feel like I'm the only one
who noticed this anomaly
Morally inclined to interject,
intercept the dudes plan
Dm
Just before its gets sickening,
Am
Heartbeat quickening,
I dunno what he put in her glass
But as they pass me he's grabbin'
Dm
her arse cheeks
Am
If it gets nasty I'll stop the
shenanigans
A spanner in his plan look
he's over- milked it
Verse 3
Am
Milk Your Goat,
Em
take a sip from your beverage
Am
Em
Wet your throat, find a nice bird and tell her
Am
Get your coat, and if she says to you
No you don't! Slip summink in her drink
Milk Your Goat,
Em
take a sip from your beverage
Am
Wet your throat, find a nice bird and tell her
Get your coat, and if she says to you
No you don't! Slip summink
Verse 4
in her drink
Am
She's still
Holdin' the same drink,
she gives him a lame wink
Whatever he gave her it wont
Dm
let her brain think -
Am
Straightly, now shies grinning sat in his lap,
his mates
Take turns givin' him a pat
Dm
on the back
Am
He's got her in his grasp he can
do what he wanna do
Take her back to his place
Dm
you know what he gonna do
Am
I aint a fan of it he don't deserve her
Em
She's far too pretty man
Am
Dm
how did he manage it
Am
Just as I get closer,
I look at her finger
It all becomes clear why she's
letting him linger
He was stood with a sly little
look on his boatrace,
And judging by his threads,
Dm
he clearly has no taste,
Am
Except in buying jewellery,
E
he's so uninhibited
Am
He's really made a fool of me cos
now I see what he did
This flash rich bastard is
Dm
far from plastered
Am
He's worked a little plan
Dm
that he's totally mastered
Am
Sees his target,
checks she's on the market
And slips a diamond ring into her
glass as she guards it
I guess that's pretty cheesy
Dm
but some men are sleazy
Am
And if you chose wisely some
Dm
women are easy
Am
Em
When she spots the present
Am
say its yours to keep
And for at least one night
Dm
she's yours to keep
Am
Just flash a precious stone
Dm
it's as simple as that
Am
So there you have it lads,
Verse 5
rohypnolís old hat
Am
Milk Your Goat,
Em
take a sip from your beverage
Am
E
Am
Wet your throat, find a nice bird and tell her
Em
Get your coat, and if she says to you
Am
No you don't! Slip summink in her drink
Milk Your Goat,
E
take a sip from your beverage
Am
E
Am
Wet your throat, find a nice bird and tell her
Get your coat, and if she says to you
E
No you don't! Slip summink in her drink
Verse 6
Am
Look I really gotta clear my throat
Fellas lookin' silly when they
stand and gloat
You aint getting nuttin' if
you don't take note
See the opportunity and milk that goat
Look I really gotta clear my throat
Fellas lookin' silly when they
stand and gloat
You aint getting nuttin' if
you don't take note
Verse 7
See the opportunity and milk that goat
Am
Milk Your Goat,
E
take a sip from your beverage
Am
E
Am
Wet your throat, find a nice bird and tell her
E
Get your coat, and if she says to you
Am
No you don't! Slip summink in her drink
Milk Your Goat,
E
take a sip from your beverage
Am
E
Am
Wet your throat, find a nice bird and tell her
Get your coat,
and if she says to you
No you don't! Slip summink in her
Outro 1
drink
Am
Dm
Am
E
Am
E
Am
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