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Marsha, Thankk You for the Dialectics, but I Need You to Leave chords by 
Will Wood
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Intro 1
D
F#
Bm
Em
D
Em
Gm
D
A
D
A
D
F#
A
D
A
Verse 1
D
They could prescribe you any illness you'd like
G
D
If you define the terms of your ailments
You could sing a pretty malady
like a black canary
G
But a crow don't know the smell
A
of carbon monoxide
D
How many years have
you been on that couch
G
They could've quilt'd you
D
in the throws by now
You draw a line in the sand where
Dsus4
it ends and you begin
G
But the tide rolls in,
A
so who knows? Oh well
G
A
And a little identity never hurt nobody
F#m
But lately you've been focusing
Bm
too much on yourself
Em
So how many milligrams of you
A
are still left in there
G
A
Cause back in my day we didn't need no
F#m
Bm
feel- good pills and no psychiatrists
G
F#
Bb
No, we just drank ourselves to death, and god damn it,
D
F#
Bm
G
D
G
D
we liked it
Bb
A
D
F#
Bm
G
D
Gm
D
Who makes the call? What's a symptom,
what's a flaw
G
Can it be both? Well I suppose
D
that's an answer
Would you give up your humanity
for just a touch of sanity
G
Cause God knows it's
A
not like it's cancer
D
And good news to the purists: they've
discovered a cure
G
D
For the symptoms of being alive
It's a painless procedure
C
with a low rate of failure
G
A
But very few patients survive
G
A
And a little conformity never hurt nobody
F#m
D
But lately I've been worried
G
that you're losing yourself
Em
So how many milligrams of you
A
are still left in there
G
A
Cause back in my day we didn't need no
F#m
Bm
feel- good pills and no psychiatrists
G
Bb
D
F#
Bm
G
D
G
Gm
D
F#
A
D
No, we just bled out in our bath, and god damn it, we liked it
F#
Bm
G
D
Gm
D
A
D
Em
A
D
A
Em
A
D
B
Em
A
D
Ebdim
B
Em
A
Em
A
Em
A
Bm
A
D
F#
Bm
G
D
Gm
D
Bb
D
F#
Bm
G
D
G
D
Bb
Bm
Doctor, what's my prognosis if
D
Bm
D
the studies show that
Dm
D
Em
A
D
Disease is in the eye of the beholder
F#
G
Tell me "so it goes"
A
We depress to impress, I guess
F#m
Bm
In layer after layer to get off our chests
Em
It's cold out now,
we can take it off later
A
Better safe than sorry,
and we both know the danger
Bm
So doctor,
D
A
could you run another test
Got a feeling that this time
D
I might just pass it
F#
Well, if you raise the average
G
We'll all sing when
A
the bell curve rings
F#m
Bm
In lyrics symptomatic of the way we think
Em
If our harmonies don't sync,
we can change our voices
A
A chorus on condition of our diagnosis
G
A
Back in my day we didn't need no feel-
F#m
Bm
good pills and no psychiatrists
G
What can I say,
A
F#m
Bm
except don't heed no evil wills of moral nihilists
G
A
I said, "Back in the days of lobotomies and
F#
Bm
shock therapy and mad sci entists
Em
Bb
Oh don't you make me waste my breath. God
D
F#
Bm
G
D
Gm
D
damn it"
A
B
E
E
A
Ain't your you- dentity at stake
D
Does aspirin kill you with the pain
Bm
You're not your thoughts,
you're not your brain
E
You're just the character you've made
A
Up in your head, down in your heart
D
Bm
What seem like separate body parts
E
Come together to believe they're you
And not just chemistry
A
It's not the way that you were raised
D
Or what the advertisements say
Bm
E
Not what you pay for, what you pray for
What you want, or what you say
A
F#m
And I see your tendency to
redefine disease by what you need
D
E
And I'm afraid I can't prescribe
the diagnosis that you seek
A
And something tells me that you need
F#m
D
Forgive me now if I misspeak
But something tells me that you like
E
D
And something tells me
D
E
You prefer
To be sitting there flipping through
those old issues of People
Well that's our time, see you next week
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