Key: A minor
Verse 1
Am
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So anyway,
Am
one day Renny is going back to the litter box to change
No! The PAX TV!
You have to explain!
C
E
Am
You're such a shrew!
E
Am
Go ahead, what's a PAX
TV?
E
Am
That's the important part!
I saw it on TV, okay?
If you ever watch PAX TV,
which I do as much as possible,
Bbm
Dm
there's a show on called It's a Miracle.
And it's the greatest fucking
show in the world.
E
G#
And then he kept putting pennies
Am
F#
in the shoes of his aunt and his mother
G
G#
And he would leave pennies by their bed,
these pennies everywhere
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G#
And then one day what the aunt
was in a car wreck
Dm
G#
and on the way to the emergency room
Am
Dm
Gm
and then later when she woke up
from the operation
Bb
Dm
on the side of her pillow,
Fm
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so then I started seeing these magic
F#
Am
balls everywhere
There's an angel leaving
me messages.
They were in my shoes.
I felt one in my shoe.
Then there was one on the
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kitchen table.
So I started collecting them,
and I put them in this little crystal bowl,
and he started finding them, too.
They were everywhere.
But I wasn't sure
Am
G#
what the angels were trying to tell me,
Dm
so I just thought,
I'll collect all the balls,
Am
F#
G#
But then, this is the bad part.
Dm
F
Fm
It was time to clean our litter is a downside,
Dm
C
and I went back to the litter box
Bb
C
Am
E
you know those crystals like it's like a
Am
F
Bb
bag like half a pound
Eb
Am
there's like 25 or something for
F
G#
like if they're shaped like
guardian angel
I just have fucking messy cats
Dm
G#
F#
which is nice yes
so they can steal my diamonds
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