Lonesome Organist Rapes Page-Turner
Lonesome Organist Rapes Page-Turner

Lonesome Organist Rapes Page-Turner easy guitar chords by The Dresden Dolls

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Guitar
Tuning

E A D G B E

Capo

Fret 5

Capo

Transpose

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Capo

  • Am

  • G

  • Dm

  • F

  • C

  • Gsus4

  • Fm

  • A

  • Am

  • G

  • Dm

  • F

  • C

  • Gsus4

  • Fm

  • A

    • Verse 1
    He told 
    me that 
    I knew 
    what 
    to laugh 
    at 

    And 
    I wanted 
    to 
    but I 
    just couldn't 
    ask 
    if he 

    would take 
    it back 
    so I 
    could 
    know 
    for 
    certain 

    So on 
    the bench 
    I watched 

    his left 
    hand crossing 

    While doub
    ling 
    entendres 

    with 
    the 
    voicings 

    He said 
    "O darling, 

    you're charm
    ing 

    Please don't 
    find 
    it alarm
    ing if 
    I pull 
    this 
    stop 

    out to 
    free 
    up a hand 
    for heavy 
    petting" 

    Now 
    there 
    there 
    Verse 2

    I'm 
    a friendly 
    man 

    I 
    joke 
    about sex 
    because 
    it's funny 

    when 
    you're frightene
    d 

    Verse 3
    So 
    si
    lently 
    I sat 

    and turned 
    the pages 

    Recalculating our 
    re
    spective 
    ages 

    Over 
    my shoulder, 
    he muttered, 

    "If I 
    get 
    any older

    You 
    can hack 
    my 
    wrists 
    off with 

    your choice 
    of objects 

    No, 
    I'm kidding" 

    Don't 
    be 
    scared 
    I'm 
    Verse 4

    a friendly 
    man 

    I 
    joke 
    about death 
    because 
    it's funny 
    when 
    you're

    frightene
    d 

    This is 
    as far 
    Verse 5
    as I 
    could get 

    He jabbed 
    a needle 
    in 
    my neck 

    Erasing 
    all 
    the evidence 

    But there 
    were 
    matchsticks in my pants 

    And if 
    a rock 
    should hit 
    my head 

    And I 
    remem
    ber what 
    he did 

    You'll be 
    the very 
    first 
    to know 

    Maybe 
    I'll find 
    out why 
    this damn 
    thing won't 
    stop bleeding 


    Verse 6

    He told 
    me that 
    I showed 

    a great 
    poten
    tial 

    That given 
    I turned 
    heads and pages 

    Fame 
    would be 
    a piece 
    of cake 

    But practice 
    was 
    essen
    tial 

    So like 
    a stupid 
    child 
    I 
    believed 
    it 

    And golly 
    who 
    would 
    had 
    agreed 
    if 

    I had 
    been Schuber
    t 
    or Moz
    art 

    Devoted 
    to 
    the fine 
    art of 
    perfect
    ing 
    ab
    solutely 

    everything 
    incon
    sequential 

    Verse 7
    Don't 
    be 
    sad 

    I'll 
    come back 
    again 

    I 
    joke 
    about trash 
    'cause it 
    takes class 
    to be 

    en
    lightene
    d 

    So several 
    dec
    ades have 
    gone by 
    Verse 8

    I am 
    still sitting 
    by 
    his side 

    I turn 
    the pages 
    faithfully 

    He turns 
    his head 
    and smiles 
    at me 

    And with 
    a wink 
    he says, 
    "I doubt 

    We would 
    be any
    where 
    without 

    Your gift 
    for keeping 
    truth 
    and consequence 
    from meeting" 
    Outro 1






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