Oh, the airline ticket
reservation counter lady
Is a very special friend of mine
When I asked her in the morning
if my flight was ready
She assured me it was right on time
Oh, the taxi to the airport
cost me seven or eight
And the boarder got another buck or two
When some joker on the
microphone said,
Sorry , but we've got
a little bad news for you.
It's getting cloudy up in Boston,
Montreal is socked and tight,
Washington is closed for Christmas,
Philadelphia's out on strike,
Minnesota's up to here in snow,
And Tulsa's closed tonight,
you know.
Please be pa tient five more minutes,
Hope you have a pleasant flight.
Oh, the Airline Passenger
Relations representative
was very sympathetic to me.
Just as soon as we completely
overhaul your astroliner,
you'll be airborne just as
quick as can be.
Then of course we'll need a stewardess,
but nev er you mind,
we'll have one trained in plenty of time.
Won't you settle in our Astro
Lounge in Com fort
We'll be leaving at a quarter of nine
But the Astro Lounge was crowded
and the coffee shop was crammed
The Coke machine was broken
and they closed the hot dog stand
I couldn't find a magazine,
they broke the cigarette machine
The Shoeshine boy was sleeping
and my radio was jammed
Oh, I carefully examined
every corner of the building
for the next 14 hours or so
And the bulletins kept coming
from the reservation counter
Yes, sirree, we're getting ready to go
For we're flying in another plane
from Lon don, you see
Any minute now that plane
should appear
You'll be leaving in a minute, providing
This little bit of nasty weather
should clear
For it's getting cloudy up in Boston
and it's snowing up in Maine
Los Angeles is hopeless
and Chicago's getting rain
You've had a couple dirty days,
but your ticket's good for thirty days
And when the runway is completed,
would you like to board your plane?