Key: D minor•
Verse 1
Dm
C
Dm
C
Dm
Man, what kinda crap is this?
I don't know
C
Dm
I, I thought it was really gonna be
C
Dm
different this time and it is
Dm
C
G
Dm
we're dyin', we're dyin'
Hey, you got a point there,
C
Dm
this is fat
C
Dm
You've actually got three points there
C
Dm
C
Dm
Oh yeah, hey, what they,
Dm
C
Dm
Outta your closet, yeah, you mean,
C
Dm
you mean my wife's closet
J.C. Penny man. J.C. Penny
Verse 2
Dm
C
Dm
C
Dm
C
what's comin'
Dm
G
C
Dm
C
Dm
down on the inside
C
Dm
C
Don't let this get around
Dm
C
Dm
to the outside
C
Dm
Verse 3
C
Dm
Now listen here, it's not what you are,
C
Dm
C
ya see, it's how ya dress
Dm
C
'Cause that's one thing I learned from these guys,
C
Dm
Now me look,
C
Dm
C
I got this job not just bein' myself, huh
Dm
C
Now I walk like someone else, hey
Verse 4
G
F
C
G
F
A
F
C
Maybe I'm crazy or just too high
G
F
C
But all this here can't be
A
G
F
worth my piece of the pie
Verse 5
Dm
C
Sittin' around just gettin' high,
C
Dm
C
I guess less is more
Dm
C
Verse 6
G
F
C
Somethin' special,
G
F
C
gimme someone new
G
F
C
Some brand new groove to sink my
A
G
F
C
Dm
teeth into
Verse 7
C
Dm
C
G
A
temporarily pa ci fied
Verse 8
E
F
G
A
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey,
Bb
C
don't touch me there, okay?
Just don't do that, okay,
A
Dm
A
Dm
oh, why? (just pay my accountant)
Verse 9
Dm
C
Dm
That's what's coming down
G
C
Dm
C
Dm
C
on the inside
Dm
C
Dm
Don't let this get around to the outside,
C
Dm
C
G
please, please, please
Verse 10
C
G
F
C
this ain't no show
G
F
C
So don't you try to put no
A
G
F
m- m- mo jo
C
Dm
C
Dm
That's what's comin' down (on my butt,
C
G
anyway, he, he)
A
(I, I,
Verse 11
E
F
G
A
Bb
C
I, I don't
Dm
C
Dm
C
Dm
C
feel so good) that's
Dm
C
Dm
C
Dm
C
Dm
C
G
A
E
F
G
A
Bb
C
Dm
C
what's comin' down on the inside on the inside
(I'm serious man, I don't,
C
Dm
(Hey, let's blow it out here now man,
alright?)
C
Dm
Let this get around,
C
Dm
to the outside
C
Dm
(Eddie can't you read lips?) (I came
C
Dm
into this thing with an open mind)
C
Dm
C
Dm
G
C
Dm
C
Dm
(Mike, Mike, what was that shit you gave me last
C
Dm
night? that's what's comin' down on the inside
Verse 12
Dm
C
Dm
C
Dm
C
operator) don't let this get around, to the outside
Dm
Dm
G
C
That's what's comin' down on
C
Dm
I found a hat and a pair of shoes are they yours?)
Don't let this get around,
Dm
C
Dm
Dm
Dm
to the outside
Verse 13
down
Dm
Dm
on the inside
Dm
Dm
Dm
Don't let this get around
Dm
Dm
to the outside
(Hey, is Greg back yet?)
Dm
(Alimony, alimony, alimony, alimony, alimony, alimony) that's
Dm
Dm
Dm
Dm
what's com in' down on the inside
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