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I'm growing a beard downstairs for christmas easy guitar chords by
Kate Miller-heidke
Kate Miller-heidke

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Verse 1
G
Em
Am
D
G

When I was a girl
Em

Just a little girl
Am

I couldn't wait 'til
D

I became a woman
G
Em

And I could grow a thatch of curls
Am

A deep dark forest to keep me
D

warm in this cold world
G

And days became weeks
Em

weeks became months
Am

months turned to years
D

and it was like magic
G

it grew and grew
Em

the greatest bush
Am
D

that the kingdom ever knew
Verse 2
C

but at the turn of the millenium
Em

a fever gripped the land
Am

it was decreed that all the women
D

look like little girls again
Verse 3
D

G

but now I'm growing a beard
Em

downstairs for christmas
Am
D

growing a downstairs beard for you
G

I'm growing a beard downstairs
Em

for christmas
Am

growing it big, growing it thick,
D

growin' it for you
Verse 4
G

Merry Christmas,
Em
Am

Merry Christmas baby
D

I'm growing it strong and true
G

Merry Christmas,
Em

Merry Christmas baby
Am
Verse 5
D


When I was a boy
G
Em

Just a little boy
Am

I was embarrassed by
D

my body's changes
G

but then one day at the local pool
Em
Am

I saw a life guard with hair
D

growing out of his anus

I was so impressed
G
Em

it looked like Tom Selleck's chest
Am
D

he was so proud as he towlled it down
G
Em

I couldn't wait to cultivate
Am
D

my very own hairy bum gown
Verse 6
C

but at the turn of the millenium
Em

spandex gripped the land
Am

every back sack and crack

was attacked with wax
D

now I'm growing it back

a gift for you to unwrap
Am
Verse 7
Em
G

now I'm growing a beard
Em

downstairs for christmas
Am
D

growing a downstairs beard for you
G

I'm growing a beard downstairs
Em

for christmas
Am

growing it big, growing it thick,
D

growin' it for you
Verse 8
G

Merry Christmas,
Em
Am

Merry Christmas baby
D

I'm growing it strong and true
G

Merry Christmas,
Em

Merry Christmas baby
Am
D
Verse 9
Em

D
G
Am

We'll keep each other warm at night

with our jingle bell hairy
Bm
F
G
F
C
Em

stalactites
F#m
G

We'll watch each other grow and grow
Am

I'll stick to you

I'll stick to you
D

like velcro
Verse 10
D
Am
G

now I'm growing a beard
Em

downstairs for christmas
Am
D

growing a downstairs beard for you
G

I'm growing a beard downstairs
Em

for christmas
Am

growing it big, growing it thick
D
G
D
now I'm growing a beard
Verse 11
G

D
Em

downstairs for christmas
Am
D

growing a downstairs beard for you
G

I'm growing a beard downstairs
Em

for christmas
Am

growing it big, growing it thick,
D
G

growin' it for you
Verse 12
Em

Merry Christmas,
Am

Merry Christmas baby
D

I'm growing it strong and true
G

Merry Christmas,
Em
D
G

Merry Christmas baby

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  • Em

  • Am

  • D

  • C

  • Bm

    2
  • F

  • F#m

    2

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