Key: Ab major
Verse 1
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I own
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a second -hand furniture store
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and I think my prices are fair
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cause this real cheap guy I
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saw this chair he wanted to buy,
the price was too high.
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So I looked him straight in his eye
and
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And this was my reply.
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If I can't sell it,
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I ain't gonna give it away.
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Now darlin', if you want it,
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Now, how'd you like to find this
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Waitin' at home for you every night
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Only been used once or twice
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But it's still nice and tight
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So if I can't sell it
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I'm gonna keep sittin' on it
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I ain't about to give it away
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A better pair of legs than that
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And a back like this, ha!
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Not for miles around
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If I can't sell it
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I'm going to recline upon it
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Because it's made for comfort,
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Where else would you find
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such an easy chair?
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Yeah, ha, whoa, but if I can't sell it, darlin',
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I'm gonna sit down on it.
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give it away.
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Because it's lush, plush,
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slick and sleek.
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Darlin', a high -class piece like this
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at any price is cheap.
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I'm gonna sit back down on it.
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Now, look at this nice bottom.
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Ain't it easy on the eye?
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Guaranteed to support any
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Whoa!
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I'm just gonna keep sittin' on it,
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don't ask me to give it away.
Interlude 1
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Verse 2
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Now, I have really had my fill of
want something,
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Now, if you want this,
go to the Salvation Army,
Now this is not St. Vincent de
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Paul's place.
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This is Ruth's place.
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And you can look at me and see
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that I have not been starving, darling.
Now I have a few diamonds
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that I haven't even taken off the dust lately.
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Now you are not getting anything
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around here for free.
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Show me the color of your money.
Goodbye.
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