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I might break even easy guitar chords by 
Lee Hazlewood
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Verse 1
G
Am
C
Elf
Dilly has a three -legged
chicken named
Maxine.
Am
Now,
C
Elf ain't particularly proud of
F
Maxine.
C
To tell you the truth,
he's just a little bit ashamed.
Am
You can't exactly blame him, though,
C
Am
because I doubt you'll find a grown man anywhere
C
Am
F
Am
that enjoys walking down the street with a
three -legged chicken clucking after him.
F
G
Most of us thought that
Elf
C
Dilley would be a millionaire
Am
before he was 40,
C
Am
but he's had a streak of bad
F
C
luck that'd sink a boat.
First of all,
G
Elf had this cow that wandered in his house
Am
C
Am
one afternoon while he was gone
C
and ate up 35 pounds of mothballs
Am
and fell over in a dead faint.
F
Well, she knocked over a kerosene lamp and she
C
Am
set the house on fire and burned it to the ground
C
Am
and then it rained and washed
G
C
all the ashes away so
Elf got home and he
Am
C
thought somebody stole his house.
Well
Am
Elf went running over to tell the sheriff
and he cut through
Winnie
F
Duncan's backyard.
Now
C
Winnie is back there sawing
G
on this big oak tree and it fell and hit
C
Elf right on the head and broke both his
G
feet.
F
Well
Winnie felt so bad about it that he gave
Am
Elf an old set in and two
F
dozen eggs.
Am
C
And the next week
Am
Elf's hogs broke into his
C
still and after a couple
hours of drinking, well,
G
they got pretty mean and tore down his fence and run the
Am
G
old setting hen off.
F
Am
C
And the eggs got cold and only
one of them hatched and
G
that was
C
G
Maxine and she had three legs.
C
G
Of course now we're all kind of doubtful
that
Elf
Dilly will be a millionaire
F
G
by the he's 40.
C
We're all just kind of hoping
that he'll break even this year.
My old barn's about to cave in
G
It'll fall right on the house I'm in
C
My barrel insurance is overdue again
F
G
C
Still I might break even this year
G
Well, I got me a job, and I had it made I worked three weeks,
but I didn't get paid
C
Somebody stole my only chicken that laid
F
G
Still, might break even this
C
G
year
C
F
G
C
Well, a tax man say he don't
mean me no harm
G
D
But if I don't pay,
G
they're gonna take my
farm
C
If they do that, just as sure as you're born
F
G
C
I might break even this year
A
Republican votes fifty cents in a wink
A
G
D
G
Democrat votes a dollar an d a drink
C
If I vote for them both I'll do better I think
F
G
And I might break even this
C
Am
C
Am
C
Cm
year
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