Key: G major•
Verse 1
G
Am
C
Elf
Dilly has a three -legged
chicken named
Maxine.
F
Maxine.
he's just a little bit ashamed.
C
Am
because I doubt you'll find a grown man anywhere
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Am
F
Am
that enjoys walking down the street with a
three -legged chicken clucking after him.
F
G
Most of us thought that
Elf
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Am
but he's had a streak of bad
F
C
luck that'd sink a boat.
First of all,
Am
C
Am
one afternoon while he was gone
F
Well, she knocked over a kerosene lamp and she
C
Am
set the house on fire and burned it to the ground
C
Am
and then it rained and washed
G
C
all the ashes away so
Elf got home and he
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C
thought somebody stole his house.
Well
Am
Elf went running over to tell the sheriff
and he cut through
Winnie
Now
G
feet.
Winnie felt so bad about it that he gave
Am
C
And the next week
hours of drinking, well,
G
they got pretty mean and tore down his fence and run the
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G
old setting hen off.
F
Am
C
And the eggs got cold and only
one of them hatched and
G
that was
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G
Maxine and she had three legs.
C
G
Of course now we're all kind of doubtful
that
Elf
Dilly will be a millionaire
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G
by the he's 40.
that he'll break even this year.
My old barn's about to cave in
F
G
C
Still I might break even this year
G
Well, I got me a job, and I had it made I worked three weeks,
but I didn't get paid
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G
Still, might break even this
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G
year
C
F
G
C
Well, a tax man say he don't
mean me no harm
G
D
But if I don't pay,
farm
C
If they do that, just as sure as you're born
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G
C
I might break even this year
A
Republican votes fifty cents in a wink
A
G
D
G
Democrat votes a dollar an d a drink
C
If I vote for them both I'll do better I think
F
G
And I might break even this
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Am
C
Am
C
Cm
year
You
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