Key: G major
Verse 1
G
C
G
I know why I like you
C
G
It's 'cause of your clothing
C
G
and your haircut
C
G
And 'cause you're racist
F
G
I have a match, your face
F
G
My asking you questions
F
G
you can't answer
C
G
Am
You want to box me?
Verse 2
A
Am
E
Am
G
Our world works in a weird way
F#m
A
Am
I've heard them say a man
Am
E
Frighten children or dogs but a
G
Am
F#m
D
mustache scares me more
Verse 3
D
A
And 'cause I kicked you
G
A
I have a bone to pick
G
A
Please go on the paper
G
A
and fetch me my slippers
B
Verse 4
Bm
B
Man's best friend wags his tail and
Abm
B
A
Bares his teeth at the man
Bm
E
G
Though he's frightened of thunder
Bm
Dm
B
E
he nev er goes to war
Verse 5
B
F
Em
E
And what goes in my daughter's
Em
F
pants is whose decision?
F#m
B
I've seen the facts of
F#m
B
Of see-through slacks, slacks,
F#m
B
of cyber-masturbation
A
E
Perhaps one day a chimp might say
Verse 6
you just need to use it sayeth the Lord"
G
C
G
I know why I like you
C
G
It's 'cause of your sandals
and your supper
And 'cause you're Jesus
F
G
I have a match, your dad,
G
F
G
Your picture right next to your mother's
C
G
C
A
And one of Charo
Verse 7
Am
C
heaven
D
F
E
And they say that their son's
Am
A
E
But I read in a book somewhere
G
D
A
that his name is Jack, Jack, Jack
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