He's A Very Naughty Boy chords by Monty Python

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Verse 1
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Hello, Mother.
Don't you hello Mother me!
What are all those
people doing out there?
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Oh, well, I...
G 
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Come on, what do you mean, up to my leg?
I think they must have popped
G 
by for something.
Popped by?
Swarmed by, more like!
There's a multitude out there!
They started following
me yesterday.
Well, they can stop
following you right now!
Now, stop following my son!
You ought to be ashamed of yourselves!
The messiah!
The messiah!
Show us the messiah!
Back at you!
The messiah!
There's no messiah in here!
There's a mess alright,
but no messiah!
Now go away! Ryan! Ryan!
Right now lad,
what have you been up to?
Nothing mum!
Come on, out with it!
Well, they think I'm the messiah mum!
Ah!
What have you been telling
them?
Nothing, I only...
You're only making
it worse for yourselves!
Look, I can explain!
Now you listen here.
He's not the Messiah.
He's a very naughty boy.
Now go away. Who are you?
I'm his mother, that's who.
Behold his mother!
Behold his mother!
Hail to thee, mother of mine!
Blessed art thou, O Sarah!
All praise to thee, now and always!
Now, now, don't think
you can get round me like that!
He's not coming out,
and that's my final word!
Now, shut up! No!
Did you hear what I said?
Yes! I see.
It's like that, is it? Yes!
Ah, all right then,
you can see him for one minute,
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but not one second more.
G 
Do you understand?
Yes! Promise?
Well, all right.
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G 
Ah, here he is then.
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G 
Come on Brian, come and talk to them.
I don't really want to.
Please, please, please listen.
I've got one or two things to say.
Tell us.
Tell us what's wrong with him.
Look, you've got it all wrong.
You don't need to follow me.
F 
G 
You don't need to follow anybody.
You've got to think for yourselves.
F 
You're all individuals.
G 
Yes, we're all individuals.
You're all different.
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F#m 
Yes, we are all different. I'm not.
G 
You've all got to work
it out for yourselves.
Yes, we've got to work it out
for ourselves.
Exactly.
Tell us more.
No, that's the point.
Don't let anyone tell you
what to do.
Otherwise, I'll know.
That's enough, that's enough.
Ooh, that wasn't how it is!
Oh, yes it was!
Oh, now it wasn't!
Now, stop that!
And go away!
Excuse me? Yes? Are you a virgin?
I beg your pardon?
Well, if it's not a personal question,
are you a virgin?
If it's not a personal question,
how much more personal
can you get?
Now piss off!
Brian is arrested and taken before pilot,
where he is sentenced to
be crucified.
Yes, could you do that one
just once more?
F 
Make it a bit lighter, please.
G 
What? A little bit lighter.
Lighter? Silly?
Er, no, no.
Just lighter, OK?
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Brian is arrested and
taken before Pilate,
where he is sentenced to
be crucified.
Yes, I think that had many things going
for it.
Do you think, um,
heavier is the keynote?
You'd rather go back
to the head here, would you?
Brian is arrested and taken before Pilate,
where he is sentenced to
be crucified.
Very good.
Lunch, everybody.